best undead friends forever

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Run
That's the only thing your mind was telling you as you tried to escape the hoard of surprisingly quick zombies crawled after you. Their loud moans signaled that they were SUPER hungry.
However you were out of breath and you weren't sure how long you could keep up this chase. As you ran, your eyes darted along the terrain, looking for someplace to hide. Someplace the zombies wouldn't find you...
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You kept running. Most of the zombies had given up by now, but there was one zombie still there, a little bit ahead of the others. A torn and frayed fedora sat atop his decaying head and black glasses with the lenses broken rested at the bridge of what was left of his nose. He wore a ripped plain black t-shirt which had a weird trapezoid design with a crown on top of it. You knew he was the one that was going to reach you first, with his slight advantage over the other zombies and your failing strength. Suddenly you spotted a small cave to hide in. With one last look at the fedora clad zombie behind you, you zoomed towards the cave.
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As soon as you reached the cave you sat down and tried to catch your breath. Cautiously, you peered out of the cave and watched the zombies that were once chasing you give up and go search for someone else to eat. You breathed a sigh of relief. You were finally safe. However you had one nagging thought. Where was that zombie that wore a fedora? You hadn't seen him with the others...
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Suddenly a figure blocked all of the light that once filled the cave. You gasped. It was him! The fedora wearing zombie! You backed up as far as you could only to be met with the cold stone cave wall. This was it..This was the end you thought as you squeezed your eyes shut, silent tears streaming down your face.
But the end didn't come. Slowly you opened your eyes to see the zombie in the same exact place in front of the cave.
"Would it be okay if I ate your brain?" He growled in a surprisingly soft tone. You yelped. Why was he talking to you?! Of course you weren't going to let him eat your brain. This had to be some kind of sick joke. You looked back up at the zombie, an eyebrow raised. His face seemed to be contorted into some kind of pout, which probably would have been adorable if he wasn't rotting. "I'm the worst zombie ever...Everyone always screams and runs away from me.." He growled sadly. By this time you were seriously fighting the urge to give him a hug, but you were too scared to..What if this was a trick??
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As the fedora wearing zombie turned to leave you breathed a sigh of relief. But you had celebrated too soon. Just as the fedora wearing zombie left another one joined it. This one had blonde hair that was obviously dyed. He wore a ripped shirt with the same weird logo as the fedora wearing zombie. "No, no, no 'Trick! Look at that! You did much better than yesterday!! You even cornered this one! Don't feel bad!" The blonde haired zombie growled in a soothing voice. You could tell that they were really close friends and you wanted to smile, but you were too afraid to move. You hoped that they would forget about you and move on..
Alas, today was not your lucky day. The blonde zombie turned towards you.
"Here Patrick. I'll finish him/her off for you!" You gasped and desperately looked around for an escape, but found none...
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Pete's P.O.V
I quickly hobbled over to the shaking survivor. I grabbed her/his arm with my slimy dead hand and bit into it. He/she screamed as I repeatedly bit into her/him. Several bites later, his/her body went limp. Her/his brain was still fresh for Patrick to enjoy. As I dragged his/her body to the front of the cave where Patrick stood, I flashed him a crooked smile. He smiled back happily.
"Thanks Pete!"

A/N: i wrote this instead of working on my homework..
anyway if anyone finds posts that they want me turn into a story just message me here
hope you enjoyed reading ^.^