Chary: *kisses Reaper*
Reaper: !
Chary:...Did you steal my chapstick?
Reaper: Did- did I what?
Chary: My chapstick, Reaper. Did you steal it?
Feyd: Oh, for the love of God, not this again.
Reaper: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Chary: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Reaper: Chocolate and popcorn?
Feyd: Why do you think it got discontinued?
Reaper, teaching Xa to drive: Okay, you're driving and Feyd and Chary walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Xa: Oh, definitely Feyd. Xa-Tul could never hurt Chary.
Reaper, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Xa: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Chary: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Reaper: It's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Feyd: Rock also defeats baby.
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GK999 Incorrect Quotes, Headcanons + One shots
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