The Leauge of whores (villain deku x villain bakugou)

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Hey there my fellow readers who is still reading this piece of junk. And since its my first storie ever my writing skills are a piece of junk too but hey you wanna read this so here ya go.

Okay now enjoy~

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It was a peaceful afternoon at the LOV hide out, just like always.

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"UNO YOU BITCH!!!"

"YOU CHEATED YOU DIRTY FUCK!"

Izuku Midoriya Aka Deku was doing his victory dance as he fairly (maybe not so fair) won a game of our well beloved card game Uno from our burned chicken Nugget Aka Dabi.

"How dare you accusing me of cheating, i would never."

Deku said dramatically placing his hand on his chest while fluttering his eyelashes.

"Now pay up, I won." He stuck his hand out for Dabi to give the money so Dabi gave him the stack of dollar bills. Then he saw something sticking out Deku's sleeve and ofcourse he should've known, knowing this cheeky manipulative lying bitch.

Dabi grabbed Izuku's wrist, tugging at the sleeve of Deku's wine red button up shirt, cards falling out of it. And the green haired teenager just smirked knowing he was caught.

"I KNEW YOU CHEATED YOU BROCCOLI LOOKING BITCH." Dabi yellwd and pounced on him, they were wrestling on the common room floor of the bar/hide out.

While that happened Shigaraki was playing Mario cart on his switch, Twice and Toga were cheering the two on the ground on and Kurogiri just sighed while cleaning up the bar.

"GET OF ME YOU BURNED CHICKEN NUGGET"

"SAYS THE ONE LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD BROCCOLI"

"I WAS ATLEAST BORNED LIKE THIS UNLIKE YOU, YOUR DAD DOESNT EVEN LOVE YOU"

"ATLEAST I HAVE A DAD UNLIKE YOUR FATHERLESS ASS"

"I DONT NEED A FUCKING DAD YOU MENTAL PHSYCO"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR GONNA CALL ME A MENTAL PHSYCO HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR YOU PHSYCOPATIC MANIPULATIVE MASOSHISTIC SLUT"

"JUST SO YOU KNOW, I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT YOU PURPLE SKINNED GRIMACE"

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YO-"

The door opened and two blonde entered the room. Dabi and Deku froze with Dabi still on top of Deku and looked at the people that just walked in the room.

At the entrance stood Bakugou Katsuki and Number 3 Pro Hero Hawks with bags of KFC in their hands.

They just started at their two boyfriends on the ground who looked like they were seconds ago from killing each other.

They all stood in silence for a minute until Deku decided to break the silence.

"KACCHAAANN~ DABI WANTS TO KILL ME!!!" He whined. Dabi scoffed and yelled. "MAYBE YOU HAD TO THINK TWICE BEFORE DECIDING TO CHEAT!"

And they were wrestling again.

Shigaraki laughed at the two and Twice and Toga were cheering again, they both yelling "BITCH FIGHT, BITCH FIGHT, BITCH FIGHT!!!"

Hawks and Bakugou just sighed, they say the bags of KFC on the table of the common room and then pulled their boyfriends away from each other.

Bakugou grasped Deku tightly against his chest and looked him sireous in the eyes "Babe, what did i say about cheating."

Deku sighed and pouted, Rolling his eyes and saying "You can cheat on everything except in Uno and on You..."

Bakugou nodded and gave him a Peck on the nose "Great now how much money did you win?"

"500 dollar Kacchan!" Deku smiles happy. Dabi wasn't that happy and yelled in his boyfriends grasp "GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU CHEATING MOTHER FUCKER"

Hawks just holded his boyfriend thighter and said "Let the kid be, I will give you your money back later okay?"

Dabi just frowned at Deku and scoffed as he saw Deku smirking at him. That sly mother fucker.

Hawks let go of Dabi and asked at the rest in the room.

"Who wants some KFC!?"

Everyone in the room was thinking the same thing.

That fucking cannibal.

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I know its kinda short but im fucking lazy and so sorry it takes sooooo fucking long to write this chapter

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