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COLONEL SANDERS: He is in fact, Colonel Sanders; the face of KFC, with the famous white suit and facial features acting as a questionable celebrity guest host for this middle school debate.
DAKOTA BOILS: A clever, but mischievous and adorable little girl who attempts to lead the egg debate against her enemy Vinny; aka Vincent.
EUGENE POACHED: A tall and smart 6th grader who does what he's told, and helps Dakota in times of need.
MAX SHELL: A spontaneous and unpredictable 6th grader who aims to please Dakota, but most of the time disappoints her.
VINCENT CLUCK: A tactful and vengeful 8th grader with a strong vendetta and need to win against Dakota Boils, his arch-nemesis.
THOMAS CRISPY-SKIN: Vincent's best friend and partner in crime. Appears less fortunate in terms of clothing.
JOSH NUGGET: The 8th-grade Hispanic heartthrob who has the attention of one schoolgirl and one host.
HUMPTY DUMPTY: An egg upset at Colonel Sanders for killing his great grandma-ma.
CHICKEN LITTLE: A timid chicken frightened that the sky is falling.
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Debatable The Series: The Middle School Debate
HumorIt's the debate to end all debates. Six middle schoolers take to the stage and participate in the not-so-serious debate of what came first, the chicken or the egg, all while being interviewed and going through a backstage rivalry. What could go wron...
