Scrooge mcboogerballz adventures

Lyf Hacks

After he burned down the school scrooge began his life hoping to never see homos again the age he turned 28 scrooge had bought himself a nice house and became a successful person due to his intelligence snd ruthlessness but he had one problem he didn't know how to tie his shoes and he was made fun of severely by gay people on twitter so he opened his computer and typed in "how to tie your shoes"  first thing he saw was "How to tie ur shoes by 5 minute crafts " he was bery curious so he watched it till the end and at the end he did all the techniques non worked so he got mad very very mad so he bought the first tickets first class to the 5 minute crafts headquarters going inside guns blazing with an ak47 in one arm a m16 with a tactial stock and a supressor with a 16x scope with ar9 six rounds green tipped armor piercing in his holster is 6 frag grenades 4 guns 2 of which have armor piercing rounds supressors 16 mag increase a bayonet attached to the side and the other 2 being a 1911 pistol foregrip from duct tape ( not because its cheap its more effective) a second modified trigger for automatic shooting and 9 thousand lumens flashlight a second small gun attached at the bottom front of the front of the gun made for grappling up and down incase he gets tired from the stairs or the elevator in his back pack is winner winner chicken dinner so after he leaves he eats it survivalist pack certified by chuck norris and bear grylls bodybuilding steroids approved by the primal king more bodybuilding supplements approved by mike o hearn and arnold schwarzenigger on one of his wrists is there a hidden gun a hidden blade a phantom blade a poison dart firing gun a poison blade ropedarts on his other wrist are smoke bombs ropedarts so he can pull his enemies towards him a hidden blade that can change its angle by turning it 180 degrees so it can be used as a knife on his shoulders are more smoke bombs and grenades on his back right beside the backpack is an rpg in his pocket is a nuclear warhead remote and a bag of cocaine another bag of meth another bag of heroin dhots another bag of morphine to ease the pain for his body armor is batmans armor which is bullet proof on his head is a batman cowl fit with detective vision x ray vision rizz stare and laser vision where u can find this u might ask is a local walmart in the us anyways back to the story after barging in he immediately started shooting people like it was 911 NO it WAS 911 WITH THE FRAG GRENADES HE USED HE SLAUGHTERED ALL OF THEM A POLICE GUARD WHO WAS SHOOTING AT HIM WAS FORCE FED A 1718 FRAGMENTED GRENADE EFFECTIVELY FILLING HIM UP WITH FRAGMENTS OF SHRAPNEL HE THREW AN EMPLOYEE OUT THE WINDOW HITTING A WHITE CAR NOW RED FROM THE BLOOD OF THE FALLING VICTIM AFTER FINISHING OFF THE FIRDT FLOOR HE WENT TO MASSACRE ALL IN THE 2ND FLOOR WHERE HE WAS SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES BY 5 MINUTE CRAFT GUARDS IT DIDNT HARM HIM BECAUSE THE GUNS THE GUARDS WERE USING WERE MADE FROM PAPER FOIL AND STICKS THEN AFTER THE BSRRAGE OF "BULLETS" HE SHOVED TABLE LEGS UP THEIR ASS THROUGH THEIR ANUS OUT THEIR MOUTH THEN SHOVING SHARP WOODEN STICKS BETWEEN THE NAILS SHOVING IT DEEP INTO EACH AND EVERY FINGER AND TOE THE 100 OF EMPLOYEES AND GUARDS THAT WERE JUST IN THAT ONE FLOOR WAS DOWN DEAD AND GONE SCROOGE SAW A COUPLE PEOPLE GETTING TO THE ELEVATOR AND DIPPING SO WHAT DID HE DO HE BOLTED TO THE ELEVATOR BUT THEY WERE GONE SO SCROOGE OPENED THE ELEVATOR DOOR WITH HIS GUNS AND FIRED HIS GRAPPLING GUN ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE ELEVATOR AND PULLED DOWN ON THE ELEVATOR HE PULLED  IT SO HARD HE PULLED OF THE WIRES OF THE ELEVATOR AND CRASHED THE ELEVATOR TO THE FIRST FLOOR AFTER HE WAS DONE WITH REST OF HUNDRED FLOORS HE WAS TIRED THERE WAS A WHOLE ARMY OF SWATS BELOW HIM SO HE MADE A SPEED POTION AND BOLTED OUT OF THE WINDOW LANDING ON A HIGH ROOFTOP HE STOPPED FOR A BIT TO LAUNCH AN RPG ON THE ARMY AFTER THAT HE RAN RAN AS FAST AS HE CAN HE GOT INTO A GAY MANS HOME HE KNEW AND PUT ALL HIS ARMOR IN HIS VENTS AND PUT ON FRESH CLOTHES SHOWERED AND DIPPED AND WENT BACK TO HIS HOME................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... after the massacre was done he rested only for his eventful life to start again the very next day....