Haven't done these in a while! Sadly, I did not make these up myself.
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Jirou: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your coffee on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Momo: ...Kyo-
Jirou: :')
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Momo: I actually have a black belt.
Jirou: In what, karate?
Momo: No, from Gucci.
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Jirou: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Momo: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Uraraka?
Uraraka: Probably "road work ahead".
Todoroki: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Bakugo: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Deku: Mind your language!
Bakugo: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Deku:
Bakugo: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Denki: Hey Shinso, can I get a sip of your water?
Shinso: It's not water.
Denki: Vodka, I like your style!
Shinso: It's vinegar.
Denki: Wh-Wha-
Shinso: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Denki: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Jirou: You would eat yourself?
Denki: I wouldn't even question it.
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Denki: What's up guys? I'm back.
Jirou: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Denki: Death is a social construct.
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Momo: Jirou, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Jirou: Well of course I have.
Jirou: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Jirou: It's boring.
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Momo: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Jirou: You need to stop.
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Jirou: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Momo: Okay.
Jirou: And make out during the scary parts.
Momo: Th-
Momo: The scary parts.
Momo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Alright, that is it for now. This was very amusing. I have had someone ask about me doing smut again.
Should the next chapter be a request I have on my list or a smut chapter?
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