So one time,I thought I saw a man on a small dirt island we were driving past...But i obviously didn't. We always bring it up and it cracks us up,so I thought I'd give you a taste of it!
A man named Harold walked around. He suddenly stopped when he saw a man on a small island,with barely any water...It wasn't even an island really. Just a dirt mound surrounded by a small puddle.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Harold asked. "I'm stuck on this island!" The man,who we'll call man on the island,Said. "What island?!" Harold exclaimed. "The one i'm standing on!" Said the man on the island.
"That's a dirt mound,Just walk across the puddle!" Harold said. "I can't! Im scared of water!" the Man on the island said. "How did you even get over there,Then?!" Harold asked. "I walked."
And....end scene.