The Incarnation Of The Chocobot Hero

chapter 2

Being handcuff isn't that strange for a Zoldyck, but what was strange in Killua's opinion is being in a police station.

Just like the Chimera Ants, Killua surely doesn't hold a grudge towards polices and police stations-they are just a bother, an annoying fly for him- but that doesn't mean that he feels comfortable enough just to let a winged chimera interogate him.

"Come on kid, we've been here for like hours. Can't you just tell us how old you are?"

"I told you, I'm 23!!"

Killua answered back, showing the fake ID that Milluki created for him years ago. That shit caused a fortune but it is useful.

The winged chimera then glanced at the policeman at the back of the room that keeps shaking his head.

"That's a lie...” If earlier, the man looked amused, now he's just tired. “Kid, look at my chicken nuggets. They're very cold now, so if you would be willing to cooperate so I could eat them in peace, would be appreciated."

The winged chimera said in the nth time, feeling exasperated to the kid who keeps on lying. All they wanted was his age! Is that so hard to admit? He could have understood if said child was a woman -they particularly like to hide their ages- and what the hell is that card he kept on shoving while mumbling about something such as hunters?

"Why do you insist that I'm lying? How do you know that I'm lying?" The albino asked as he squinted his eyes like they are suspicious and not him.

Is it wrong for Hawks to want to just eat his chicken nuggets in peace? But he does admit that this is pretty entertaining, leave the fact that his used to be hot chicken nuggets are now cold chicken nuggets.

"Look kid, my quirk makes me so I can tell who's lying or who's not-"

Tsukauchi began to explain as the kid let out a sigh.

“Whatever, I'm hungry. Don't you guys have chocobots?” At that, everyone looked at him weirdly and somehow, Killua felt offended. Very much so.

“what? Don't tell me, you guys don't know what a chocobot is?!” he yelled but when all he got were tired looks, he began to scream.

“What kind of police station is this! Not knowing how to read, arresting innocent citizens, and most of all, not knowing what chocobot isss!!! What's next? Not knowing what hunters are?”

At the continued silence, Killua can't help the twitching of his eyes. Seriously? Not even hunters?

Even Gon wasn't that stupid, and he even lived on a literal island! Killua huffed as he crossed his arms, or tried to as he once again felt the dangling weight of the handcuffs.

“Based on my knowledge and what you've shown us, there is no such alphabet that exists in the world. At least not in this world” At that, the cops laughed. “and although we do not know what chocobots are—”

“Boring”

—that doesn't make us stupid nor boring...and of course we know what hunter are. Aren't those the people who hunts animals?”

Wrong. At that moment, Killua finally knew what was wrong and he didn't like the conclusion he just made.

"I'm bored but this is starting to get stupid. Jaa-ne baa~ka!!"

Everyone watched wide eyes as the young man easily broke the handcuff that was "supposedly" sealing one's quirk.

Killua stuck his tongue out mischievously as he used godspeed to go to some chocolate store.

"Haaa?!! You guys don't have chocobots?! What kind of Chocolate store are you- hey!! I'm not causing trouble!"

Umph!!!

Killua pursed his lips as he got chased away by the security guard of some local store. He figured that the store must not even be that big of a shot if they don't sell chocobots.

Yes, so what if he's basing it on chocobots?? Isn't it that just the fundamental blah blah of life?

He can't believe that there's a store who claims to be selling sweets without chocobots. Whatever town he may be in right now, he feels really, really, pissed off.

Especially when there's a possibility that this might not even be their timeline or maybe not even their world.

Whatever happened in that mountain had apparently done this...

He looked to the side and noticed one of the televisions in a store that sells ramen the news about how a mountain suddenly appeared. He paled, and quickly activated godspeed to hurry back to the mansion.

...

“So that's basically it. Any questions?” he raises his brow as he stares at everyone from where he sat, chocolate smudging the corners of his mouth from eating a chocolate cake.

Killua started to memorize the faces of the people in front of him. He didn't get to scout earlier but apparently, Piggy and his mother are also here which sours his mood a little bit (he was being generous when he says that)

Seeing Canary and Amane is a nice surprise. Seeing Tsubone? Not so much but still much more pleasant than seeing his blood relatives. What was weird though was how Gotoh was remaining calm and not fussing over how he shouldn't talk while eating.

“Alright so if there's no question, I'm setting some rules here, people! First, don't use Nen unless necessary. We don't want any old hag beating the shit out of us, right?" Killua shivered as he swears he saw Tsubone's smile looks even more menacing.   Heck, she wasn't even who he had in mind!

“Next, no killing— well, to be specific, you could do what you want but since we're somewhere we're not familiar with, I'm not as stupid as to run along all alone. So for once, I'm calling a truce to this awful family with the condition discontinuing the assassination business for the meanwhile”

He noticed how a lot flinched but he didn't care. Ever since meeting Gon, he'd promise to have a moral. He wasn't against killing but that should be the last resort so that Killua could still confidently stand alongside Gon's side once more.

“Ne, Milluki. Check if you could contact dad by doing your fancy stuff”

“I'm not stupid, Kil! Of course I already did that!” Milluki groaned as he ate chips furiously.

“Don't worry, Milluki, everyone knows that you're at least a little bit smarter than Mike” Killua smirked as Milluki's face turned red.

“Y-You!”, he groaned as Killua continued to smile arrogantly. “Mama! Kil's being unbearable again!”

And so, let the chaos begin.