Random six minutes things

Movie night drama

TW:fire, swearing, fighting, and fabulous shrek costumes

It was a fun anders family movie night. what can go wrong?

Monica:so what movie are we gonna watch?

Holiday:how about M3GAN?

Birdie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WE'VE WATCHED IT A MILLION TIMES.

Holiday would reach for the remote but Cyrus would snatch it up.

Cyrus:how about, we watch a documentary about bill nye or Stephen hawking?

Birdie: you could have just said you wanted to watch bill nye the science guy. Plus, I've had my share after the whole class was screaming the theme song. Let me do it.

Birdie would snatch the remote

Birdie:let's watch Moana!

Holiday:out of all movies...

Birdie:hey, you wanted to watch M3GAN.

Cyrus:Holiday can like what she wants and so can you.

Birdie:says you bill nye the science guy!

A huge loud argument would start while Monica and James would watch in horror.

James:what ever happened to everyone agreeing on minions...

Monica would slowly shrug

They eventually had to break up the fight after birdie and holiday grabbed mallets. (Cyrus couldn't lift a mallet with his noodle arms)

James:CALM DOWN. We're gonna watch shrek.

A chorus of screams from the three of "SHREK", "OMG SHREK", "CAN I RUN UPSTAIRS AND GRAB MY SHREK COSTUME?"

Everyone turned to stare at Birdie

Birdie:hey. It might sound weird. But I always look fabulous.

After Birdie had gotten into her magnificent shrek costume (making everyone almost burst into tears with it's amazingness) and everyone had started watching shrek peacefully until...

Birdie: I'm gonna make popcorn.

Birdie gets up, puts the popcorn in oven for 20 minutes, then sits back down in her glorious shrek costume.

A burning smell would come into the living room

Holiday: is something burning?

Birdie on the other side of the room: I wonder what's taking my popcorn so long.

Cyrus:Birdie how long did you put it in the microwave for?

Birdie: wait your supposed to use the microwave?

A loud bang noise would go off and the fire alarm would start.

James:SH!T

Monica and James would put out the fire.

About 20 minutes later everyone had learned 3 very important lessons:

1. If you don't want disaster to happen, watch minions.

2.never let birdie make popcorn

And most important of all...

3. Always dress up like shrek.

The end.

Sorry it's was so sort I was really tired when I wrote this and this was my first fanfic. If you want you can give me suggestions. Byeeeeeeeeeee.