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Jason TODD
The Night Panther Who Laughs chuckled, its eyes burning with an evil glee. "Ah, Jason Todd," it said, "how he always made me laugh." The Panther let out a derisive sneer. "You know what they say about Jason, Bruce? He was one bad joke waiting to happen." The Panther threw back its head, hooting with cruel laughter.

"Or how about this one?" it continued. "Why did Jason Todd go to the theme park? To ride the rollercoaster of emotion, of course!" The Panther snickered, enjoying its own terrible pun.
The tracks change now he's in terror
"And this one's my favorite," it said, its grin spreading wider. "Why did the Joker kill Jason Todd? Because he was feeling a little... Robin Hood!" The Panther cackled, reveling in its own twisted humor as Batman lay helpless on the ground, bleeding out from his wounds.
BATGIRL
The Night Panther Who Laughs sniggered, its eyes sparkling with a cruel humor. "Barbara Gordon?" it said, "Oh, I remember her. She was always such a riot." The Panther let out a sneer. "But let's face it, Bruce.
She was just a Batgirl trying to keep up with the big boys."
I remember her in that wheel chair.she had me rolling on the floor me away I was on edge like she was before sitting on the floor was on the edge of death.

Tim drake

"Let me tell you a joke about him," it said. "Why did Tim Drake join the circus? Because he heard it was a family business!" The Panther let out a cackle, as if it had just told the funniest joke in the world.
Get it his parents died!!!
What a buzz kill laugh a bit.( he smiled )

HUEY FREEMAN

The Night Panther Who Laughs let out a depraved chuckle, its eyes gleaming with a cruel delight. "Oh, Huey Freeman," it said. "I remember when he used to be such a serious little kid." The Panther shook its head, mockingly. "But I guess he's now just another clown in my twisted world."

"And how about this one?" it said, its eyes twinkling with sadistic glee. "Why did Huey Freeman cross the road? To get away from the insanity that is the rest of his family!"

The Panther broke into wicked laughter again, completely immersed in its own twisted sense of humor.

don't think Huey's former self would mind too much if he heard these jokes. After all, jokes are just another way to deal with the absurdity and pain of life. And he knows better than anyone how painful life can be." The Panther paused, its face twisted with a wicked grin. "

But I have a feeling he'd prefer the new, 'improved' version of himself. The one that serves my purposes and brings about a new world order.

The Night Panther Who Laughs stepped out of the shadows, a wicked smile plastered on its face. "Oh, Bruce," it said. "I've been a busy boy today. I've been cleaning up the town, so to speak?" The Panther's eyes glinted with a wicked delight.

"I thought you might appreciate it," it continued. "I've already taken care of all your old foes: the Joker, Two-Face, the Penguin, even the Riddler. They're all gone now, cleaned out of this city like a bad case of the flu."

The Panther paused for effect, its eyes scanning the empty streets. "But don't worry, Bruce," it said. "You're not alone in this brave extraordinary world.

You've got me, the Night Panther Who Laughs, and I'm here to guide you through the darkness."

The Night Panther Who Laughs turned to face Batman, its eyes blazing with a strange intensity. "Fear gas?" it repeated, its voice low and dangerous. "You got a lot of it from Scarecrow before you ended him .The Panther let out a bone-chilling laugh, its voice echoing off the empty buildings.

"Why Bruce," it continued, its grin growing wider. "I do believe you're in luck. Fear is my favorite weapon, after all." The Panther stepped closer, its eyes locked onto Batman's. "I'll take that fear gas off your hands, and use it to create a kaleidoscope of terror that will make Scarecrow's fear gas look like child's play."

The Panther let out another chuckle, its eyes glinting with malice. "Do you understand, Bruce?" it said. "I am the master of fear now. And with your help, we (well I )can rule this city, create an empire of terror that will make even the Joker's wildest dreams look tame."

The Night Panther Who Laughs loomed over Batman, an evil grin spreading across its face. "Oh Bruce," it said, "I couldn't let you leave this world just yet anyway .

You're far too entertaining to dispose of so soon." The Panther produced a small syringe and jabbed it into Batman's arm. "That should keep you alive for a bit longer," it said, its voice dripping with sadistic pleasure.

Now!!!On TO THE NEXT TOPIC ."

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