(Here, the gay ass lovers are out on their first "date" :D Art is mine. Yes, there might be spelling errors, kinda spicy, 768 words)
𝘽𝙊𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙔'𝙎 𝙋𝙊𝙑
I get ready as I wait for him. He said he would pick me up at 9:00am so here I am, getting ready at 8:40am. Maybe I should wear a tie? Yeah, I should, it would make it look more like a business meet. I'm kinda excited to see what happens for some reason. I just get this feeling sometimes when exciting things happen. Okay, I gotta get ready. Bag? Check. Peper Spray? Check. Wallet? Check. Okay, I'm ready to go!
*time skip*
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Okay, I got my bowtie, keys, wallet, aaand butcher knife. I go to my car and turn it on. I pull out of the garage and driveway and turn on my GPS in my new silver Nesla. It was a gift from my great grandpa, he was great friends with Grapeon Musk, the owner of the Nesla. I hope that maybe I can get a little closer with Boardy.. F-FOR BUSINESS.. yeahh-... I should stop talking to myself and just drive to his house. I turn automatic drive on and it takes about 6 minutes to get there. He's close to where I live.. good ;).. Anyways, I'm here so I should prolly tell him. I obviously tell him by honking the horn, DUH. He runs out, waving excitedly. "Should I get in the passenger or the back?" He asks. God he sounds so hot and cute at the same time. I break out from my trance and say, "Just get in the passenger seat." as I just look at him, stunned at how handsome he is. He climbs in and I let the Nesla drive itself. "Sooo, where are we going?" He says, trying to make it less akward. "It's this cafe called Twinkle-Money (star bucks)." I say. "Oh! I've heard about that Cafe! No, not just heard, LOVE it!" He squeals. I chuckle a bit to myself. We get there and we go inside. Boardy goes to order our drinks (I already told him my order) and I got us a table. A small table in the corner, away from other customers. Now, don't judge, but I like to spike my coffee a little. So naturally, I brought a little fireball glass to pour into my coffee. He comes back with our drinks, and I pour my alcohol in there without him noticing. I drink it and I immediatley taste the alcohol. I start feeling a little weird, and I usually don't feel this way after spiking my coffee. What is happening? I look over at the barista and he gives me a wink.. what..? I then realize he double spiked mine.. uh oh- I black out, I don't know what's happening.
𝘽𝙊𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙔'𝙎 𝙋𝙊𝙑
I look at Bob, confused, because he looks.. different.. good thing this "meet" is almost over. I suggest, "Should we just go home?" "Sure~" He replies. He even sounds different. Whatever, It's prolly nothing. We go out to his car after he politely paid for everything. We get in and he turns to me. "Can you come here rq~?" he asks, still sounding a little weird. "Sure?" I reply, a little concerned tbh. He pulls me in and kisses me! Holy.. he's the host of a big gameshow.. and I'm just his sponsor! I- WE can't do this.. wait.. he's drunk!? I.. this is a lot.. He pulls away and does that thing where they wipe their bottom lip. OMG THAT WAS SO HOT.. nonononono.. I can't.. well.. maybe I can take the opportunity while I have it~? "Fuck it." I blurt out. I pull him in and passionately kiss him. It soon turns into a hot make out session. A couple minutes later, we finally pull away, panting. "Wow.." I say, astonished at how well he could kiss. "Not too bad yourself, hottie~" He says. God, he's so hot, I just wish he was actually mine. I hope he doesn't remember anything when he gains consciousness. We hold hands the whole drive back to my place. Once we get to my apartment, he walks me to my door. I signal him to come inside, but he refuses, saying "Sorry babe, I can't, got to watch my Nephews." He just called me babe. O M G. I'm probably a tomato now.. I then give him a goodbye kiss and walk into my fairly large apartment. I don't even think to take my tie off, I just plunge onto my couch, squealing into the couch coushins.
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Fanfiction🎙️: "Here we go again.." I can only find Banana x Pear so I decided to ship these two. I will be calling The Dancing Banana "Bob" because his name is rlly long (I may never complete this tbh-) The Dancing Banana x Boardy fanfic