james, a magic fish

fish

long ago james was a fish

he did fish things, like shitting and crying

but he also did advanced fish things- like owning a dog

of course, said dog drowned immediately, but he still kept the dog, as james never learned what death was.

he was walking his dead dog down the street one day, when suddenly he saw a magic!

magic is really cool, so of course james grabbed it.

this particular magic had the power to cure cancer, to heal any illness- but james, being a fish, and being james, decided to eat it. 

"om nom nom" said james as he ate the magic, his brain going woop wopp

and suddenly- he was a magic fish!!!!