long ago james was a fish
he did fish things, like shitting and crying
but he also did advanced fish things- like owning a dog
of course, said dog drowned immediately, but he still kept the dog, as james never learned what death was.
he was walking his dead dog down the street one day, when suddenly he saw a magic!
magic is really cool, so of course james grabbed it.
this particular magic had the power to cure cancer, to heal any illness- but james, being a fish, and being james, decided to eat it.
"om nom nom" said james as he ate the magic, his brain going woop wopp
and suddenly- he was a magic fish!!!!
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james, a magic fish
Romancejames is a normal fish when suddenly he eats a magic and becomes a magic fish