Request for @Sawyer30
Ik I said in the rules no character x character but this was just too funny to ignore. Read it and you'll see what I mean.
Also I don't like this ship at all, so pls don't attack me for this. I'm just doing it because it's funny.
Henry sighed, staring at his friend, William. He'd had a crush on him since forever, but there was something else he was keeping from him. Something extraordinary.
"William, how bout we go to a bar and get drunk, huh?" He smirked, tracing a finger down his chest.
William blushed deeply as he sat back in his seat.
"Why? We have beer right here, we can get drunk at the house." He argued, cutting off his toenail fiercely.
"It's a surprise. Come on." Henry got up, swaying his hips as he walked to the door. William reluctantly followed, leaving his crusty dusty musty rusty toenails behind.
They got in their Bugatti and drove drove down to the local gay bar.
As soon as they sat down Henry grabbed a beer from a sleeping drunk man.
"Drink, drink, drink!" Henry handed it to him and tried to shove it down his throat.
"W- wait a second!" The beer washed down his throat and went down the wrong pipe. He choked and coughed, holding his aching chest.
"Omg, this is so romantic!" Henry gushed, blushing ferociously. "Drink more, drink more!" He handed another.
"What's gotten into you, Henry?" He muttered, taking another swivel of beer. "You've gotten into me." He wanted to say but bit his lip.
"Hey, bbg, let's go somewhere more... private. :>" Toy chica strutted over to William and looked him up and down.
"Back off, Nicki Minaj, that's my man!" Henry declared as William just sat there, kinda confused.
"He's mine! Literally, have you not heard the theories that I'm possessed by him?" She flipped her hair sassily.
"That theory is stupid as hell! Get outta here!" He punched her in the face. She ran away crying as her mascara ran down her face like she was Roxy after losing her eyes or something.
"That's right! Run! This is a gay bar anyway, you crazy heterosexual chicken!" He yelled.
"That is like, so heterophobic!" She sashayed out of the gay bar, wiping her mascara smeared face.
After awhile, he could tell William was wasted, from the way his eyes wandered and how he slurred out his sentences.
"Alright, cmon, Will. Let's get you to the Bugatti." Henry helped him up and out of the gay bar.
"I'm *hic* taking the beer with me!" He murmured, sloshing it around in the bottle. "Ok, Shnookums." Henry kissed his cheek, knowing damn well he wouldn't remember he did that.
Henry helped William into the Bugatti and turned on Bugatti by Ace Hood. He drove to the fire proof building where he smoked weed in his free time.
"Hey, this isn't *hic* home!" William muttered, getting out.
"I told you, it's a surprise!" He opened the door for him like a ✨G E N T L E M A N✨
They walked inside and William looked around.
"So, where's the *hic* surprise?" He slurred, taking another sip of beer. He suddenly saw a bright light.
It only took a moment for his eyes to adjust and he realized Henry was on fire.
"OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!" He splashed his beer on his face which did absolutely nothing.
"Ow! Dammit, Will, you got beer in my eyes!" He bent down, rubbing his sore BOOTIFUL brown orbs.
"Calm down! I'm a fire alien, Will!" He explained.
William screamed and ran as fast as he could but slammed into the wall, knocking his dumbass out.
"Oh no! The love of my life!" He picked him up bridal style as the flames consumed him. Luckily, fire alien flames don't hurt humans.
Thankfully, he still had a pulse, he was just out cold. He carried him to the Bugatti and threw him in the the back seat. He then jetted home.
He lay William in bed.
"He probably won't remember what happened. I guess I'll have to find another way to tell him." He thought sadly.
The next day he walked down to the kitchen to see William sitting at the table.
"Hey, Will." He greeted him and sat next to him.
"Henry, you're a fire alien? Why didn't you tell me?" He suddenly said and Henry choked on his orange juice.
"I- I didn't th- think you'd rem- remember." He stuttered, rubbing the back of his neck cutely.
"I don't care that you're a fire alien. The fact that you were able to tell me only makes me love you more." He placed his hand on his.
"You love me?" Henry turned to him wide eyed. "Yes."
William leaned in and kissed him passionately. Henry kissed him back aggressively.
They finally pulled away for air.
"Henry, I have a confession to make as well." He admitted, cupping his cheeks. "Whatever it is, I'll still love you." Henry stated. William smiled softly.
"I'm the one who killed your kid."
