Sorting Your Shit Out

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You stood for exactly three seconds in silence before you immediately started to internally panic at the man in your arms.

"Pantalone, you whore, wake up! Don't leave me alone you bitch!" You curse him out as you try to hold him in a way that would make it easier to carry, sorry, drag him out of the room and up the stairs.

It took a solid ten minutes with multiple breaks for you to get him up the stairs. The heavy rain got louder and louder, signalling your progress. You look down at him in contemplation as you reach the top of the stairs and almost jump out of your skin as thunder booms.

"Okay so I would leave you here on the floor but I don't think that would be a good idea." You think outloud to yourself as you once again drag him. This time towards the lounge, as it was the closest place with something you could lay Pantalone on that wasn't the floor.

You struggle to carry him to the couch and then struggle more to lift him onto it, but you get there eventually. You sit down on the floor and lean against the couch, panting from the exercise.

"You are heavy, Rich Man." You close your eyes and tilt your head back with a heavy sigh, almost drifting into a sleep despite it being midafternoon. You let out a sigh and stand up.

"Welp, I'm going to go search for food in this house because I am not going outside for food."

You look outside at the rain, frowning as the weather seems to respond with a boom of thunder. You sigh and stand, freezing for a second as the blood rushes to your head from getting up too quickly.

You put your bag next to the couch before pausing and digging through it. You make a noise in celebration as you pull out your phone and find your playlist, clicking shuffle play but skipping the songs until you find one you like.

You begin humming and singing along as you stroll around the kitchen. To your surprise there was quite a bit of food and you even found coffee! After hesitantly snacking on some food that actually smelt edible and making coffee, you tipped out your bag so you could sort out what you had in there.

"Holy shit." You mutter as more stuff than should be possible fell out of your bag. "I'm Mary Popins y'all." You mutter before continuing to hum along to a Love Joy song.

Something was seriously going on with your bag because there was no way it should have been able to fit all of this stuff in it without exploding. You note to yourself that you should ask Dottore about it when you get back to the Palace.

You first take the jacket Arlecchino had given you before you had left and put it on, finding that it was comfortable. Now that you weren't moving around you could feel the cold from the storm creeping into your skin.

The more you sorted through the stuff that was in your bag the more you found things that reminded you to do something. You came across the lighter Dottore had given you and were immediately reminded of the weather and that there was actually a fireplace across the room.

It took you ten minutes to get the fire going but finally, you had it heating up the room. Still you kept the Knave's jacket on for the time being. You continue to sort through the pile of stuff and find your face mask.

It was a simple black one with white patterns that looked like Sukuna's when on your face. You decide to put it on, to not risk getting whatever Pantalone has. As if he could sense you were thinking about him, the Harbinger coughs and as you turn he stirs but then lets out a sigh and seems to fall back asleep.

You watch him for a second before frowning at the familiar uncomfortable feeling that comes with wearing a mask. You turn your attention back to your bag and finish sorting through the items you had tipped out before staring at your bag again.

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