A Witherwilt's Hitman

Chapter Four

Gage and Carbs looked at the time and realized they were very late for practice. They looked at each other, then the clock, then each other.

"Tien's gonna kill us!" Carbs yelled, springing up to raid Gage's riding clothes.

"Hey! Those are mine!" Gage ran after the speedy knifehead person.

About half an hour later, Carbs and Gage arrived at practice to see a very ticked off Tien.

"And what are you two doing here TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATE?" Tien shouted, stomping her foot.

"Gage almost got murdered so I let them sleep in." Carbs said casually.

"WHAT?" Three voices yelled from literally across the barn. As quick as a whip, Cassie, Alex, and Fries were at Gage's side, checking for any sign of injury.

"They're fine, I totally kicked ass." Carbs said, very proud of herself.

"She indeed used a forceful kick from her lower leg area to harm somebody's buttocks." Gage confirmed.

The three stared at Carbohydrates. Silence. Very silent. Very really much quiet.

"NO FAIR." Alex screamed. "HOW COME SHE GETS TO SAVE THE NERD???"

"You totally cheated. Should have waited for us." Fries sighed while shaking her head.

"THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET SHOT-" Carbs defended herself.

"AND YOU DIDN'T CALL. WOW." Cassie said whilst flashing her fangs.

"Well MAYBE Gage needs a knight in shining kitchen tools." Carbs huffed as she linked arms with Gage, who was not expecting this.

"Personal space?" Gage reminded Carbs.

"Maybe another day, I saved your life." Carbs said, booping Gage on the nose.

"Wait so who was it?" Fries asked, still inspecting for injuries.

"Gordan." Gage replied, somewhat embarrassed they gave him their information.

"You mean Gordon?" Alex asked.

"No, he's a filthy liar." Carbs said, stabbing Fries' hand. "No touchy, they're mine today."

Fries looked Carbs straight in the knife and squeezed her wrist very hard.

"OW. Now you've done it." Carbs pinned her ears and started pulling Fries' hair, who pulled back, and before you knew it they were in a full blown fight. Again.

Gage stared at the two black haired freaks as they fought over them, turning red in the process. Somehow during the fight, Alex and Cassie got roped in as well.

Gage continued watching, progressively getting redder and redder till they passed out, catching the chaos group's attention away from their fight.

"Now look what you've done! You made Gage pass out you salty excuse for a potato dish." Carbs shouted, running to Gage's side.

"You started it!" The rest of the chaos group yelled.

"Yeah, yeah, tomato, to-mah-to." Carbs said, stealing Gage's scarf. "Gage has to pay the scarf tax!"

"Oh yeah, they do." Alex said, digging into Gage's pockets and distributing scarves to the rest of the chaos group.

They all left Gage there, giggling and wearing scarves.

Gage woke up about an hour later, in an unfamiliar place. They looked around, heart pounding. As their eyes raced across the room they spotted the distinct silhouette of a headknifeperson.

"Alright Carbs, you got me. Go ahead and clip my toenails, I'm late for my afternoon tea as it is." Gage yawned, taking off one of their boots for the toenail addicted freak.

"Close." Frank said, walking out into the dim light. "Wait- toenails?"

"FRANK. What the hell are you doing in bloody New Zealand?" The brit said, tied up. "And yeah, your daughter enjoys kidnapping me, clipping my toenails, then eating them."

"Well I WAS here to give Gordan his payment and visit my daughter, but now I see he's failed. And now I'm not sure I want to visit Carbohydrates. How often does she do that?" Frank responded evily.

"Quite often, actually. AND IT WAS YOU? I know you hate me but isn't murder a tad bit far?" Gage seemed somewhat annoyed.

"Yeah, yeah, still gonna finish the plan but.." Frank pulled up a chair and sat next to Gage. "..go ahead, vent to me about my daughter and her friends, I'm here for you."

"Well it all bloody started with bloody Fries when she joined the bloody club. Then the bloody vampire joined, along with Alex and your bloody faceless daughter with a bloody knife through her bloody skull."

"Bloody hell." Frank mocked.

"AND THEN. These bloody pricks decided to form a bloody group called the bloody chaos group and they fell in love with me and now they won't leave me the bloody fuck alone." Gage began tearing up.

"Continue." Frank said, emotional himself.

"And then bloody Carbs decided to ask me out to that bloody steakhouse and kiss me on the bloody lips and tell her bloody parents and now one of them wants to bloody kill me." Gage bloodied.

"Oh my." Frank shed a tear.

"And now I'm trapped bloody who knows bloody where with her bloody father who wants to bloody send me to the bloody afterlife."

At this point, Frank was sobbing, and Gage had to pat him on the back.

"It'll bloody be okay, bloody Mr Cocoa." They bloody comforted him.