I feel sick
You always give me the ick
You never fail to disgust me
Especially when you spat on that tree
You're too unhygienic
You've never been to a dental clinic
Have you ever taken showers?
Because your bad smell overpowers
Is you name Shrek?
Cause I swear you live in a swamp
You have shoes on the couch while watching star trek
And support Donald Trump
They do say love is blind
But I was truly fooled this time
When I want to see you you're hanging with your bros
Each time I'm with you I can't help noticing that booger up your nose
Your hair is messy
Your clothes are too
Whenever you come home
You smell of booze
You're a walking red flag
You think I wear a price tag
I'm worth more than that
Stop acting like a spoilt brat.