Disgusting Dates

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I feel sick

You always give me the ick

You never fail to disgust me

Especially when you spat on that tree


You're too unhygienic

You've never been to a dental clinic

Have you ever taken showers? 

Because your bad smell overpowers


Is you name Shrek?

Cause I swear you live in a swamp

You have shoes on the couch while watching star trek 

And support Donald Trump


They do say love is blind

But I was truly fooled this time

When I want to see you you're hanging with your bros

Each time I'm with you I can't help noticing that booger up your nose


Your hair is messy

Your clothes are too

Whenever you come home

You smell of booze


You're a walking red flag

You think I wear a price tag

I'm worth more than that

Stop acting like a spoilt brat.

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