LAW POV BECAUSE THE LAST ONE LAST TOO SHOOORT
It took the subordinate's a hour to unlock the door without a key, but it was blocked by something big, so they broke it with kicks only to see a big dresser, the ropes with the woman was tied up (it's you, he doesn't know how to call you) and the baby polar bear. Law walked fast to the polar bear to check if it's injured, but not even a scratch on him.
"She tricked me..... a smart and dangerous woman, FIND HER NOW" yelled at the end Law to his subordinate while giving Bepo to one of them. He walked with two subordinates, but as they were walking, one of subordinates foots stopped and Law felt danger. A hand was about to hit his neck, but he blocked and turned fast to see who is...... a female subordinate with hat, a backpack, around 5'3 / 5'4 tall with average size chest, hair tied on bun and crazy smile.
"Whoa, your reflexes are crazy, Doctor." she said while smirking and kissing a butterfly knife, it was red mixed with black and it had the flower SHE had on her neck.
"You still haven't told me your name, say it while l'm being nice" said Law while he was cracking his finger in knuckle. The subordinate that stopped walking was on the floor with he added mental note on his mind to not hold back at all.
"Djo....."
"Djo?"
"DJYOUR MAMA HAHAHA" you yelled and started running to attack him and the fight started
ONE HOUR BEFORE YOUR BADASS POV
You found kitchen and walked in careful, looking around to found something useful in it. Plastic forks and knifes= garbage, paper plates= double garbage, a backpack? You walked to the backpack to see what's inside it: a duct tape, a hat, 2 needles, 1 ramen cup that's somehow new, probably to some of Law's slaves and potassium nitrate? weird....
"But if l find a eggs, lighter and sugar it would be perfect" you said and started looking it. After 2 minutes you found everything, you started doing your tools.
AFTER HALF HOUR
"Ah, that took so much time and l found some oil too so l did a sticky gloves too hehe." opening the kitchen door and closing it, you put you gloves on your hands and crawled on the wall and the celling, you couldn't find pants to make them sticky, so you tried your best to move your weight on your hands. A subordinate of Law's was walking in the hallway and right before he pasted you, You jumped on his shoulders while removing the gloves, then you started choking him with your legs and covered his mouth with hands. He fainted and you jumped from him.
"Don't be too mad, man. To die by thigh is an honor." and so you dragged him in the kitchen and took his cloths. "hmmm, the same trick won't work twice and l don't have materials, so no more sticky gloves. hmm, but something good came in my mind hehe." and you put note on the man with only underwear.
*MY CLOTHS WERE STOLEN, BECAUSE LAW STOLE WOMANS CLOTHES AND HAS SMALL DIC#"
PRESENT POV THE FIGHT
"What" said Law with angry voice and serious look.
"You really don't get jokes, don't you" while you tried to punch his stomach
"or l am not weird and crazy like you" he dodged it and was about to kick your hand with knife
"EXcuse you? It's called personality, you sick taste perv. Leaving me with panties, baby polar bear and tormenting tools in one room..... sooo creepy" you blocked the kick with your other hand and decided to kick his ball.
"THAT'S..... THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!" Law yelled loud and grab your leg before kicking anything and tried to grab you neck with his other hand.
"THEN WHAT IT IS? YOU THINK I'M DUMB BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU" moving your hand with knife to stab his hand that is holding your leg and he let it go.
"you trust me?" he asked while stopping his attack on your neck.
"TRUSTED YOU, TWO FACED LIAR" You yelled and punched his face while his guard was down and two tears fell from your face.
"Fuck....... everyone's fucking liars..." you throw an egg and it broke on the white floor, making a lot smoke while you were running away.
NOW LET'S TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A MAKE A SMOKING BOMB WITH OUR GUEST: Y/N-SAAAAN
First, you make a small hole with a needle in a raw egg and blow the insides, then wash it up
Second, combine the potassium nitrate and white sugar in big ass pan and be careful with the dose
Third, heat it on low while mixing it THE F UP, ahum until the it's brown because the sugar
Fourth, pour it gently in the egg and wait until it's hard. You need a lighter to heat it and burn a bit from the egg, so it's start
Fifth, THROW IT AT A JACKASS WHEN YOU HATE HIM, SO HE CAN DIEEEEEEE
it's a joke, please don't try it at home. l was looking for ways how to make a smoke bomb and wikihow was there for me, but it was with tennis ball, HOW THE F YOU FIND TENNIS BALLS IN PSYCHIATRY.
for the sticky gloves, you mix sugar and oil and heat it until it's brown, put a duct tape on the gloves, because a hot sugar is dangerous even with gloves, use it while it's hot and when it's hard, it's no use. l saw that flies have sticky sweet liquid on their legs, that's why they can be on walls and celling's. I AM TRYING TO BE REALICTIC AS I CANNNNN!
bonus pov~~~~
Law was running to look for HER and remembered the egg and walked to the kitchen. He opened the door and saw the message you left.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!!" yelled law and his almost naked subordinate woke up scared while the others were trying to hold laughing.
WHILE YOUR POV
"Ah damm, l should have cooked something warm for me before the mission" you said while surping the ramen in cup while sitting in the celling ventilation big pipes.
"The onigiri was really good though.......but he lied.....l too, but....no more trust..." you said while finishing the ramen and started thinking strategies.
1047 words, l said the most in the whole chap lololololol. Tomorrow l have night shift, so SEE YOU
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Fanfictionin modern AU, Y/n had many kinds of jobs, one was to put a CEO of company for SA a a young employed and she did. A 21 years old Y/n called police on the boss, before going in the room with him. The next job was to find and show some dirt about a pop...
