Nobodys pov
It was Saturday muzan and the uppermoons were having a sleepover. muzan brought enmu.
"So I have a question for you enmu"daki said
"Yes?" Enmu said
"How did you guy meet?"
⚠️!Spoilers for enmu backstory!⚠️
"Well I don't remember very well but I think I can explain"
"When I was human I was cooking soup"
(this didn't happen in his backstory I made some things up because I need a storyline)
"Then there was a knock on my door and it was muzan-sama next thing I know I'm on the ground being torn open and murdered" enmu giggled
"It didn't hurt but muzan Sama look gorgeous and I count help but praise him" enmu said while giggling even more
"So you praised him for killing you'd daki said shocked
Enmu giggles before saying "yep"
"OK then" daki said weirded out
Douma was giggling, akaza, nakime, kaigaku,kokushibo didn't care, gyutaro was weirded out, hantengu was crying,and gyokko was laughing.
Timeskip
It was daytime everyone beside enmu and muzan were asleep.
"I have and Idea muzan-sama"
"What is it?" Enmu whispered the idea in his ear and they got to work
Enmu slowly walked up to douma and akaza there futons were closes together so enmu gently moved akaza closer to douma and moved his arm over doumas waist muzan did the same with gyutaro and kaigaku. They went around the room till they got everyone with someone. They had gyokko with hantengu (because I don't know who to put them with) douma and akaza, nakime and daki, gyutaro and kaigaku, and they left kokushibo alone. They quickly went over to there futons and went to sleep and made sure to wake up before everyone.
Timeskip to night
Everyone slowly starts waking up and notice that...
There cuddling with someone?!
Everyone is confused and flustered. While enmu and muzan are holding back laughter.
Pls don't hate on the ships I didn't know who to put with who
