Boys Gone Wild (Kirin Fanfic)

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(WARNING SA at the end skip where I wrote that he was tired and going to bed If you don't want to read it.)

We all help set up the bunker, when we were done we went back to the beach to wait,

"This isn't gonna work." Henry says as we all sit around the fire.

"Man, why would you say that? You pitched the trap." Scotty says.

"Yeah, Hen, don't relapse on me." Seth speaks up.

"I'm not saying we're gonna die. I just think we'll have to pivot. Statistically speaking, first plans never work. Have you ever seen the early drafts of Bugs Bunny, as sketched by the original artist?" Henry asks.

"Oh, yeah." Kirin says laying on his side leaning against me." Yes, I have."

Henry looks shocked." You have?"

"No shithead. I was fucking with you. Why would I have seen that?" Kirin asks.

"Anyway, they're horrifying. Bugs look like a DMT hallucination." We hear the Jaguar growl. We all grab spears and make our way over to it. Kirin goes first then me right behind him as the group stays a distance away.

"It's still alive." Kirin says as he peaks in and I see it try and jump out. My eyes widen and I stab it and accidentally let go of my spear. I turn around and grab Ivan's as he was the only one in our group besides Kirin and I to not run away. Kirin throws the axe at the Jag and I take the spear and stab it again. Thinking about my shitty life situation I continue stabbing it over and over again.

"Ander, It's dead. It's dead." Ivan says pulling me back as I breathe heavily.

"You okay?" Kirin asks walking over and I nod with wide eyes and grab his arm he reaches out to me and grabs the back of my neck. He pushes our foreheads together and nods. "You're good." He says and I nod. He lets out a laugh." You just killed a fucking Jag." He says and I laugh, Ivan rubs my back as I try and catch my breath. Everyone comes over to look and pats me on my back. When we get to the beach we celebrate.

Everyone keeps passing me beers and I keep drinking them shirt off and jeans low. I watch as Scotty goes over to Ivan and tenses up. But I relax as they are soon laughing guessing Scotty apologized.

Kirin dances around the fire and I laugh.

"I am gladiator!" Kirin shouts and I crack open another beer as Seth passes me one.

"You did great today." Seth says and I nod, Ignoring the way he eyes my body.

"So did you. You basically planned everything out." I told him and he nodded, looking down at me with a smile.

"Yeah, but, you killed the fuckin jag, bro." Seth says pacing his arm over my shoulder.

"Yeah, yeah I did." I say slurring my words as I gulp down the beer and burp.

"Nice." Seth says and chuckles.

Ivan comes over preaching about his spear that we threw in the fire.

"Yes, warrior O'Connor, with the help of my cousin you took down the beast. But what is a knight without his steel? If not for my weaponry excellence, what the fuck then? Is not the real hero of the hour... okay where is she?" Ivan says and I start laughing loud as everyone turns to me and I point to the fire.

Ivan's jaw drops.

"Your spear is in there." Josh says pointing to the fire too." It was pretty gross." Josh says and I start breaking up again.

"Oh my god, everyone! The hero is wasted!" Seth says grabbing my shoulders as I laugh. Kirin smiles at me.

Raf stands up.

"Hey, while we're spreading the glory around, give it up to the guy who kind of got us going. The man with a plan, Seth Spillz Novak." We cheer for him as Raf passes me a beer.

"Im gonna regret this in the morning." I say as I crack it open and start drinking.

"I might have a tight five in me. Uh... How is everybody doing tonight?" Seth says and we cheer.

"Hey, is anyone here on a date?" Seth asks as Kirin lies next to me. He grabs my hand and holds it in the air with a cheer, making everyone laugh." And castaways? Anyone here stranded on a deserted fucking island?" We all cheer again." You know, I... I vividly remember the day that I met each of you. Not that there's anything particularly special about any of you, but because who could possibly forget a catastrophic fucking plane crash? No, but seriously, you... you all left big impressions on me that day. I remember Scotty and Bo, so clearly each other's ride-or-die. I bet you didn't think that "die" would be a literal possibility, huh?"

"No. No, I didn't." Scotty speaks up.

"No? Okay. I remember Ivan with his sick loafers. And, look, I know that they're worse for wear, but maybe I can borrow 'em one day." Seth says and I chuckle.

"We'll talk."

"We will. We'll talk. Josh, who after, like, half an hour of knowing him, had already offered me,
like, six homeopathic remedies and a Schedule II drug. Nice. And I don't remember Henry
'cause I don't have to. Okay? And Kirin, who I first wrote off as a juicehead asshole. Seriously, man, when are you gonna change my mind on that?"

"Oh!" We all ohh at that and Kirin gets up.

"Spillz, you little piss-ant. Fuck you." Kirin says angrily but Seth calms him down.

"I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me. Please, sit down. " Seth says and Kirin comes back over to me and lays his head in my lap. "No, seriously, without your "act first,
think later" attitude, I mean, you've helped us more than once, man. So, respect. And Ander, when I first met you I thought you were just a pill head and I didn't think you would make it this far, but uh, I gotta say, man, I'm proud of you. You made it far and your clean, no more drugs, so if we can all clap for that." Seth says and everyone cheers and claps for me and I smile finishing off my beer. " And then, there's Raf. You know, there's no joke here, man, there's no punchline. We stared down some dark shit together that first day, and... I don't know if it's the man-of-few-words thing, but you have this calm about you that saved my sanity. Fuck. We were strangers.
We were strangers who came together. And, what did we fucking do?! We were strangers who came together and we killed a motherfucking jag!" Seth finishes and we all cheer.

Kirin gets up and goes to dab him up. "Nice shit, bruh." Last minute he yanks Seth's pants down.

We all laugh but Seth looks upset and tries to tackle Kirin before he storms off and we all boo him.

"I'm tired and drunk as shit, Im gonna sleep this off." I tell the others probably 30 minutes after Seth left. They boo me but I stick up my middle finger as I walk back to the tent.

I stumble in, eyesight blurring to see Seth pinning Josh down with his foot as he jerks off over him.

"What the fuck?" I ask and Seth looks at me wide-eyed and grabs me tossing me down making me groan. I try to stand up but he slams me back down with his foot making me cough, I hear him groan as he jerks off over us and I squeeze my eyes shut as I have flashbacks of my mom touching me as a child. I whimper as Seth finish's and leans down and rolls me over.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry." He tells me stroking my face, before getting up and walking out. I crawl to my spot in the tent and hug myself.

"Josh? You okay?" I ask him and I hear him crying. Tears come to my eyes but I shut them hoping I won't remember in the morning.