jeff overview: he/it, pan, long black hair, blind in one eye, missing the eyebrow on his blind side (it's drawn on, like a pink line), like 6'1, lovable dick bag.
video is some good ol' Jeff September. Thanks Logan!
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jeff.
where to even start with jeff...
his computer seems like the best place to me
opening its laptop greets you with some random fanart he found of him by some 12 year on DeviantArt
he's fucking crazy (duh)
his search history is the most widely ranging thing i've tracked in my life
originally it was when he got here to get to know him but now it's just a mission to understand what the hell is going on his mind-
my favorite examples of his searches:
-sexy hot cheetos (he was looking on Amazon for those, dk what he was looking to buy tho)
-sexy knife pics
-jeff the killer fanart (narcissist.)
-jeff the killer fanart sexy (the normal wasn't good enough for him)
-BEN Drowned x Y/N lemon (apparently dating me isn't enough, he needs to read enemies to lovers fan fiction too)
-BEN x EJ (an unhealthy amount)
-so much BEN x jeff shit
-BEN drowned body pillow (i have not seen one nor did i see a purchase go through sooo...)
and my personal favorite: "BEN x Jeff omegaverse gacha"
i don't know if he searches shit like that to fuck with me because he knows i can see his search history, but jesus christ jeffrey
moving on from his questionable decisions
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welcome to how it's like living with jeffery allen woods
his favorite food is hot cheetos, his skin sometimes sheds off, and that shits nasty.
his favorite color is pink and that shows sometimes when our sheets are dirty as the green set i have for such occasions is mysteriously replaced with a pink one
since we share a room, i get to observe him like a scientist observing an animal doing whack shit and trying to figure out why the fuck it would feel the need to do that
positive things can also be said about sharing a room with it
it respects my games (besides not putting them back correctly), asks before eating my food, and doesn't touch my weed/edible stash without permission
he also knows that i'm an introvert and if im not talking to him and playing TotK, it's probably not him and just me being overwhelmed, which is nice
all that being said, he can be really fucking annoying and i do appreciate when toby tic-throws his hatchets at him.
he also finds ways to be really fucking dumb, mr. ireadafanficthatsaidiwasnthumansoiateasoulandgotpossessed (frank was a pretty chill guy, lowkey miss him)
seeing as jeff and i are dating you would assume common interests.
my answer to that is.. meh-
we both like baking and gaming, if that counts-?
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i love jeff, but i hate him very very much
he's a big dick with a big dick
in summary jeff is a complex...... creature, with... interesting emotions...?
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word count: 468
short af lmao
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