"Im not a blob fish, you goddamn emergency food mascot fairy!"
Paimon let out a shriek, " Paimon is not a emergency food nor a mascot nor a fairy! Paimon is Paimon!"
"Umm.. guys.."
Mona suddenly teleported you all away, well except for Childe.
Childe pov
What! They just left me!!!
I heard a jingling of bells chime in the distance and let our a sigh of ’i don't get paid enough for this.'
"So.. childe.. mind asking me why the FUCK you were with them and didn't bother telling me? I told you if you saw them then tell any agent to go tell me! I don't give a shit if you would lose their trust. I don't give a fuck!!"
Scaramouche screamed at me before I quickly dodged something.
"Feisty there, huh comrade?" He tried to kill me.
" I'm willing to kill everyone for them. And it seems you will be the first that might take a toll on them. Less rivals, though. I don't give a fuck about you, you bitch."
He ran up to me with his catalyst and went to hit me but I quickly dodged it and jumped into the air, doing any attacks he did.
He let out a scoff, as he attack me and electrocuted me, I ignored the pain, it was a bit thrilling. My life was on the line.
I felt a bit nervous, but other than that I ignored it. Not as if his was the first time I sparred with him.
Well, this one was just a bit more serious.
"Just die already! Die! Everyone who talks to them should just DIE!"
I stared at him in confusion, is he ok? I should be a bit worried if he's saying everyone who talks to them should die.
And I dont want traveller to die, I promised them that id bring them to snezhnaya. I really do care about them.
And I don't want Teucer to be sad about it.
He went up to me before trying to hit me in the chest, and he created a forcefield and stabbed my arm, and it felt numb.
"Damn, I should've put a poison on my catalyst today.."
"Your sick, you know that?"
"For them, I am, Ajax."

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