Oh my god it's Miranda!! I didn't believe what I saw. I closed my eyes and opened them again. It really was her!
"This is your new mum," Miss W said.
"H-hello," I said still in shock.
Miranda P.O.V
I'm am rlly titted off. My uncle made me get a kid today.
Like WHAT THE EVEN HECK?!? I'm not a sinner. I am not even married yet!! I was going to marry joey grasefesica but he kissed a boy!!!! So I need to find a new bæ.
I hate kids. They aren't even bootiful lick me. AND THEY TOOT AND POO EVERYWHERE. What the even heck am I going to do???? I HATE MY UNCLE.
As I get to the kid infested place I saw a rlly unitracive woman. "Are you Miranda?" She said.
"ARE YOU EVEN KIDDEN ME?!?" I said. "I AM FAMOUS!"
Then I saw a kid walk down the hall. What the even heck. She is ugly(no offence). "That's your kid" the ugly lady said. WHAT?!? I thought to myself. I am so titted off right now.
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Hellloooo
I don't even know what this chapter is😂
And I know, i know it is crap but I should get better at it.....probs not but oh well😂
Anyways see ya later
P.s I'm soooo sorry these chapters have been soo short they will get longer once I get the hang of it xx
