Mortals Meet Percabeth + one shots and headcannons

That's kinky

Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Percy: What if it bites me and it dies?

Annabeth: Then you're poisonous. Learn to listen, Perce.

Jason: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hazel: That's voodoo

Piper: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Annabeth: That's correlation, not causation

Frank: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Leo, in the distance: That's kinky

Annabeth: Oh my gods