(un)intentional explosions

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No one asked for an aggressive spin of?
Well too bad here it is anyways. With the help of blood sweat and tears (and a concerning amount of anger issues) I created another masterpiece!

*screaming intensifies*
Who's that Pokemon? - It's Bakugou casually blowing Peppa's garage into minuscule bits🥰.  As always she was an annoying little bitch but the more annoying, taller ~and handsome~ blonde bitch wouldn't take it. One thing led to the other and the attached storage room was nowhere to be found
"what did I ever do to you?"
"you know what you did you pathetic pink blob!"
An emotional scream filled with pain and suffering interrupted their heated conversation.
Inosuke was in tears, looking at Peppa with disgust and hatred.

Have any idea what this amazing tale is about? If not, well then stop wining and let me explain🙄!

*5 hous before the „incident"

Another beautiful morning came. Once again a stupid pink pig had to turn it into a hideous one.
Gosh I'm so glad she's dead by now.
But this story isn't about her. This time there was a glitch in the matrix. People of various animes started glitching into other universes and so one thing led to the other and Bakugo stranded in the miserable world of Peppa Pig.
The confused and angry one started looking around. „Where tf am I?", his voice got lost in the vastness of big oak trees around him. He was just about to make the statement „die deku" come true but now? All of a sudden he was standing in the middle of a big oak forest. Out of anger he started blowing up trees. Suddenly a ubiquitous voice caught his attention. „You lost little artist?" „What do you want" he shouted back in an angry but beautiful voice. „Show you true beauty", „and what is that?" „just watch" with that being said all the mosquitoes around the tree next to him started to blow up, perfectly taking every last bit of wood down. Before it could hit the ground everything had already vaporised into minuscule bits of dust. Bakugo gazed upon the pleasing spectacle with awe.

Usually he wouldn't have wanted anyone to tell him what to do but this? this was different!

With a cheeky smile he nodded in agreement and took Deidaras hand, swinging his body onto the giant dove.

„now I'm gonna be the Senpai" Deidara thought with excitement.

Now we're shifting to yet another pov and I don't care if you think it makes sense, this story was never made to do so. Peppas older brother Felippe and Inosuke were enjoying their breakfast when all of a sudden they once again heard that squeaky little pink shit whine again.

"We're trying to have a conversation over here bud" Felippe calmly explained

"You fucking blob better not ruin my day or I'll kill you" Inosuke added screamingly

Peppa didn't know how to counter so all she did was throw her breakfast at Inosuke. Jokes on her tho because now Inosuke had even more food an thus more energy to yell at her with maximum volume.

"If your mom wouldn't have left that boar we   could eat quietly now but nooo someone had to go for an old fuck wearing  socks with sandals. Her taste in men is just as bad as yours"

"Well I think yours is worse" the annoying one replied

friendly reminder that her taste is Oikawa

Now the angry blue haired beauty was as furious as Saiki would have been if you happened to steal his coffee jelly. Whilst he was trying to end Peppas life Felippe went to the garage in order to collect some useful wapons.

Even though Peppa usually acted like she wasn't part of reality and instead lived in her own world she seemed strangely worried now. While trying to grab an axe Felippe suddenly fell down.

"You good over there" Inosuke shouted blissfully happy as he thought that Peppa might have died.

little did he know that is wasn't Peppa who couldn't breath anymore. And so no reply came. Inosuke was about to go check out the situation when Peppa jelled something his scream-damaged ears couldn't grasp.

And with a 180 degree turn we are getting back to the artists who were focusing on making matter glow and expand only for it to evaporite into a silvery dust which meandered it's way down the moss green hills. Slowly but surely Bakugou had developed a feeling or more like a seventh sense for his surroundings. What could have been describes as placing explosions onto things in order to make them go out if his way, was now a controlled and careful encase of nitroglycerin around an object in order to then set it ablaze. A proud smile was found on Deidaras hand. It wasn't just about blowing stuff up it was about going your own way and negating the stones on the path by turning them into astounding light.

Things were going boom.

Now the only thing left to do was to make use of what he had learned. With a hostile smile he went off and peeked around for something suitable. At first one of the ginormous oak trees caught his attention but then what seemed like a ubiquitous sound hurt his eardrums.

Peppa.

While doing so it seemed as if she was forcefully trying to spit out her lungs.

„ I bet I am better than you at being a hero, heck I think I am even better that all might" were the words which provoked Bakugou to change his target.

No doubt- these disrespecting shells of words were coming from a small garage up the hill. Without further questioning anything he took off. Soon later there wasn't much of a garage anymore. Also not much of a Felippe.

During all of this trouble Peppa left the crime scene unnoticed. Before she could do that tho, the shitty was able to catch a glimpse of Inosukes tearing blue eyes starring directly into her two voids.

He knew.
She kew he knew.
As impressive as they might have seemed, the explosions weren't Felippes cause of death. Pepp must have poisoned his food before hand. Her filthy attempts of hiding her crimes didn't work on Inosuke. All was her fault. With these thoughts and his pain he glitches into the oak forest with no way out again waiting for revenge.

Bakugou who unknowingly did his job to perfection proudly smirked.

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