•CUE THE INTRO•
[not my guy]
u n eileen were finishing up a shift n getting ready to head out n go home
"well looks like everything is cleaned up, now time to go home" said eileen
"u said it, after this i need a really deep sleep" u said
"got any plans tonight?" asked eileen
"eh not really, hbu?" u said
"nah, rigby called off our plans cuz he got in some trouble w/ benson" said eileen
"well since ur free come over to my place, yk like a girls night" u said
"oh cool, let's do it!" said eileen
u guys headed over to ur apartment n went ahead n ordered some pizza along with drinking some wine n reading fashion magazines
"they totally missed the mark for this years runway, half of these look awful" u said
"idk wht they were thinking honestly, plus i've been hearing they've been using real fur n not faux fur like they said" said eileen
"r u serious? thts so awful, honestly at this point they have no class" u said
*BUZZ* *BUZZ*
u checked ur phone n saw it was jeremy
"hey, hope u didn't forget me, sent u like 3 confirmation texts for our next date"- jeremy
"omg he will never leave me alone, dude swears tht we're dating" u said
"let me see" eileen looked at ur phone "y does he keep texting u?" she asked
"i have no idea, i seriously don't get y he doesn't take a hint" u said
"y don't u lie n say ur seeing someone or just say ur not interested" said eileen
"i don't want to lie eileen, n i don't want to be rude n just tell him i don't want to see him" u said
"i can text it for u if u want me to, i can pretty much turn down someone lightly" said eileen
"really? is tht y u weren't really dating tht much before?" u asked
"mainly cuz i had a crush on rigby n had no intentions of seeing anyone else" said eileen
"thts so sweet, yea do it eileen!" u said w/ enthusiasm
"ik just what to say" eileen proceeded to type wht u mainly felt
"ok how does this sound" eileen showed the phone
"hey jeremy, although i'm flattered tht u plan to see me n take a liking to me i just don't feel the same abt u but u seem much cooler as a friend n hope thts all we can be, i'm so sorry n hope u understand" -(y/n)
"eileen u genius, this looks convincing" u said
"u may do they honors to hit send" eileen said to be funny
"thank u very much" u we're intimidating an elvis impression
as u hit send u both relaxed n watched dreamlighting n felt the weight off ur shoulders. as a couple hours pass by u hear a knock on the door n u got up n checked the key hole and saw that it was jeremy you paused in opened the door
"uh jeremy...hi" u said
"wht is this?" jeremy showed the text u sent
u went outside n shut the door to speak to him, eileen noticed this n saw through the window what was going on
YOU ARE READING
mordecai x reader
Fanfiction*just pretend the final didn't happen n mordecai didn't end up w/ stef but w/ someone else n tht someone else is u* (y/n) started working at the coffee shop after margaret left n is close friends w/ eileen from college n is just living her life up...
