Where The Hell Am I? (SCP x Male Reader)

Chapter 1

(Before we start, wattpad is being a pain and won't keep my images on the chapters that have more than a couple of words so when a character or scp is introduced please go to the part where all the images are shown)

Dr. Shaw: "Rise and shine 2317-1. we have some tests we'd like to do today." She says through the speakers.

The camera to an average looking room with concrete walls and a metal door with one-sided glass at the side of the door where Dr. Shaw was seated looking into the room towards a double sized bed with black sheets as a lump could be seen stirring under the covers.

Y/N: "But I don't wanna it's too early for this shit." he groans, wiping his eyes before turning over to go back to sleep.

Dr. Shaw: she sighs. "It's 1pm."

Y/N: "Exactly, it's too early, and it's been the same shit for the past 3 months." He says with a yawn.

Dr. Shaw: "Okay, what do you want 2317-1." She says with a little annoyance.

Y/N: he sits up with a smug smile, putting his hands behind his head, looking towards the one-sided glass. "Are you bribing me~" he says with a victorious smirk.

Dr. Shaw: she sighs, being used to SCP-2317-1 behaviour since she was tasked to observe him. "Shut up and tell me what it will take to start the test we have planned." She says with a small frown, not like Y/N could see that.

Y/N: "I want to be let outside."

Dr. Shaw: "No."

Y/N: "dammit, okay, how about being let out of my cell more often without the guards."

Dr. Shaw: "You need someone with you at all times 2317-1."

Y/N: "What about you or luna!" He says happily.

Dr. Shaw: "Fine, but not today. I'll get you a music player if you're cooperative with us deal?"

Y/N: "Fine, who's the unfortunate soul today?" He chuckles, getting out off bed and stretching.

Dr. Shaw: "Don't you ever take your clothes off."

Y/N: "Do you want to see me naked that bad~?" he says with a chuckle and a small wink.

Dr. Shaw: she blushes, but thanks to the one-sided glass, Y/N can't see. "Not like that pervert." Y/N laughs as she shakes her head with a sigh. "We're gonna be sending in a d-class to ask you questions." She says into the microphone.

Y/N: he rolls his eyes at the mention of d-class. "So someone's dying again, great." He says a little annoyed from the last one that pissed him off. "Can't I get tested with one of the other scps instead? You know I don't like d-class they're all pricks."

Dr. Shaw: "This one's a woman."

Y/N: "Now you have my undying attention."

Dr. Shaw: she sighs. "You're such a pain sometimes."

Y/N: "You know you love me~" he teases while opening a pack of cigarettes and lights one before throwing the empty box in the small bin.

Dr. Shaw rolls her eyes with a small smile as a guard opens the door, shoving the d-class inside.

D-class: growls nearly falling glaring at the guard. "Fucking asshole." She looks at Y/N with a frown. "Is this a joke it's just a normal guy!" She shouts before yelping as she starts floating with a purple glow around her body. "Hey, put me down, you prick!" She shouts.

Y/N gets up his eyes, giving off a glow of purple along with the tattoos on his arms as he walks around the d-class, taking a drag from his cigarette before exhaling the smoke.

Y/N: "I'm far from normal, apparently to the foundation now. What's your name, sweetheart?" He says with a teasing smile.

D-class: she growls annoyed. "Why do you care!?"

Y/N: he chuckles as he lowers her down as the glow glow fades away from his eyes, going back to his natural yellow. "Your fun, smoke?" He says with a grin, holding out another pack of cigarettes.

D-class: "Thanks?" She says, slowly taking one and putting it in her mouth. "It's Rachel." She says plainly.

Y/N: "See, it wasn't that hard was it~" he says with a grin as Rachel glares at him. "Aww, you're so cute trying to be intimidating~" he teases, patting her head only to dodge a swing. "Oh, feisty~" he chuckles as he floats in the air out of her reach with a smug smile.

Rachel: "You're such a dick." She says, annoyed before sitting down on his bed. "Now get down here."

Y/N: "Oh, inviting me to my own bed~?" he smirks as Rachel turns red in anger and embarrassment while Y/N laughs at her. "Okay, I've had my fun now. What did they want you to ask me?" He says, landing on his bed and grabbing his ashtray, putting it between them both.

Rachel: "What are you?" She says, clearly annoyed at being made to ask these questions.

Y/N: "Human."

Rachel: "Fuck off no your not."

Y/N: "well I'm human from my standards." He says while shrugging.

Rachel: "Fine, what's your world like?"

Y/N: "Hmm, well, it's a wasteland no grass basically a massive warzone full of monsters, psycho's, murderers and mutants you know the normal stuff."

Rachel: "That's far from normal."

Dr. Shaw: "Continue with the questions D-1879."

Rachel: she rolls her eyes. "What are your powers?"

Y/N: "Wouldn't you all like to know?" He says with a grin. "You won't find out that just yet, my dear~." he sits up, dying his cigarette out. "All I'll say is you learn a lot when on Pandora."

Dr. Shaw: "What's Pandora Y/N?" She suddenly says into the microphone, catching Y/Ns attention.

Y/N: "It seems I said too much." He says with a smirk.

Dr. Shaw: "What is Pandora 2317-1!?" She says, sounding more desperate for results.

Rachel: "Yeah, what is Pandora?" She says with curiosity.

Y/N: "it's what we call earth there happy jessy~" he says with a smirk.

Dr. Shaw: "I told you not to call me that!" She shouts on the microphone as Y/N and Rachel laugh, Dr. Shaw sighs. "Okay, I think that's enough questions for today, D-1879. Make your way to the door to be escorted back to your cell." She says as the door opens and two of the guards stand there.

Rachel: "fuck sake." She sighs as she takes the final drag from her cigarette before dying it out in the ashtray. "Well, see ya later bastard." She says with a small smirk.

Y/N: "see ya bitch." He laughs as Rachel giggles as she taken away and the door closes. "So what's next? Any other tests, jessy." He asks as he gets a cup of water drinking it.

Dr. Shaw: "we're testing you with SCP-682."

Y/N: he spits out the water. "That bitch!?"

(Let me know what you all think so far)