Wrong number (Wolfstar)

Day 1

3:46 pm

What the hell was that?? You're an embarrassment Prongs, and one day she's going to slap you so hard you'll be with Pomfrey for a week!! Tone it down, you twat.

I'm sure that whatever "Prongs" has done is extremely riveting, but I'm sorry to say that I am not him/her. And as far as I know, I'm not a twat either. Good luck stranger x

Oh shit sorry wrong number that was meant to be for Prongs

I gathered x
If you dont mind me asking, what's he done ? It sounds pretty serious, and I hope whoever should slap him is okay x

Nahh its cool friend
BASICALLY he is pitifully and completely in love with this girl, let's call her Bob because she would kill me if she ever found out I told her name to a stranger who could be an axe murderer for all I know

Bob is a boys name x

Shush its short for Bobette.

Whatever you say, stranger x

But yeah he spends every waking moment he has talking about her, and I'm pretty sure he dreams about her too. And boy does she know it. Everyone does, he never shuts up.

Sounds pretty cute to me c: x

Its really not, its annoying as hell. I want to sellotape his mouth shut most days

Don't do that !! Use duct tape it works better x

I like your thinking my friend. I'll have to try it.

You do that then x

But anyways onwards with the story !!
So prongs is in love with Bob, and Bob knows. But she ain't impressed, she thinks its annoying like the rest of us and spends her every waking moment trying to avoid Prongs.
But my dear sweet arsehole friend doesn't get the message. So he keeps asking her out, and telling her she looks "absolutely spiffing" and all of the other bullshit the rich twat comes out with. And Bob gets mad and shouts a lot. Its very funny actually.

Is he cute ? X

Who

This Prongs guy x

No he is an arsehole.

Oh x

Why are you asking, dear stranger?
If you have an attraction to hot boys, then I can assure you that I am the hot one, I have better hair ;)

Um what ? X

Sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I'm gay anyways don't think I'm hitting on you because I'm not that kind of guy I promise it was a joke I think girls and their bodies and rights belong to themselves and nobody else I'm sorry

What ? calm down x

I can't I'm sorry I sounded like a bad person but really my hair is really super nice and should be appreciated by all people I'm not sexist I swear I'm sorry

I'm glad you feel that way x
However, I am a *drum roll*...
Boy !! so calm down bro I'm sure your hair is worth the freak out. I bet it's lovely. X

It is. Sorry about that, I just sounded like my parents and I can't have that !!

Haha no I guess not x

Haha
Gtg byee new friend

Bye x

4:16pm

Just to clear things up, I'm not an axe murderer x