Wrong number (Wolfstar)

Day 2

1:04 am

Yo I just realised I have no FUCKING IDEA what your name is and I can't have a new friend with no name

You might as well call me "pissed off at being woken by a stranger swearing at me at one am" x

Touché

No, its not "touché" if I didn't wake you up x

But you did oh mysterious one *spooky noises*
The signal here is reeeallyyyy bad so the message I sent at like ten only just found its way to you
So there bitch!!

I apologise for waking you up, but either way, you sent the bloody text so it's your fault x

Now look who's swearing ;)

Piss off x

;)

>:(

;)

10:37am

Is this a more reasonable time for your majesty the stranger who never actually told me their name????

Hello. And yes it is, thank you x

Hellooooooooooo do I not get a name I can't make it any clearer @_@

Nope, sorry. You'll just laugh at me. There's no chance ! X

Oh come on, I'll tell you my name!! I bet mine is worse

Do you promise not to laugh ? C
*X

Do I fuck promise!!
And anyway how can you tell if I'm laughing over text?? Got you there mate xD

Oh for gods sake, its Remus. My shitty name is Remus. You can laugh now x

Ahahahahaha

It's very funny I know, but what's yours ? It can't be worse, can it ?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Okay you've had your laughs now x

Hah

Stop it x

Ha

I will block this number if you don't stop x

Hahahahahahahaha.
Mine is worse.
So much worse.

If you're called Pete or something now I swear I will slap you x

I have a friend called Pete, but I'm not called Pete
You're called wolfboy tho. From now on I'm calling you wolfboy ;)

Oh for gods sake x
Just tell me your damn name !! X

Oh fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Its Sirius. Sirius Black.