[CHAR. 1] SCREW YOU, JOB!

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Ken Was Awoken By The Sunlight Beaming From The Blinds, Which Did A Terrible Job At Blocking Sunlight Sometimes. Ken Groans As They Get Out From Their Messed Up Bed. "Another Day, Another "Well-Paid" Job. " Ken Sighed, They'll Turn The Doorknob To The Bathroom Where They Shower, And Do Their Business. They'll Take Off Their Clothes, Turning On The Shower And (Trying) To Grab The Bottle Of Shampoo.

Ken Gets Out From The Shower, Drying Themselves With A Towel Before Running Back Into Their Room. The Blinds Got Stuck Being Said, Ken Has Troubled With The Fear Of Perverts Watching Them. They'll Dry Their Scar-ed Body & "Unable To Brush" Hair, Changing Into Their Work Clothes. They'll Looked At A Yellow T-Shirt With Blue Sleeves, Striped With Red And A Red-ish Yellow Collar. Ken Puts On A Hat With The Same Color Scheme As The T-Shirt, Getting Into Their Car Before Driving Off To A Place Called.

Dave & Dmin's Every Diner.

The Diner Wasn't Always Full But Wasn't Always Empty Either, Ken Gets Into The Diner From The Back, Getting Greeted With The Greeter With A Bright Smile. "Kenny! Your Back! " Hugged Blios, Blios Had Brown Hair, Black Eyes And A Bruise On Their Face, Which Has Never Come Off Since. "Hey There, Blios. " Ken Smiled At Blios, Digging Into Their Bag. "What'cha Doing? " Blios Asked With A Smile. "Eh.. The Usually Stuff. " Ken Sweat. "Okay! I Better Get My Shift Done, ByeBye! " Blios Ran Out The Staff Only Room. Ken's Smile Turned Upside Down As They Put Out A Old Picture Of Their Family. "Oh How I Wish To Change The Path Of This Tree. " Sighed Ken. Ken's Family Tree Has Been Working And Friends With Dave & Dmin's Tree Ever Since The Blood-line Started, Ken Also Wanted To Change Their Career Into A Different Form. Before Long, A Girl, In A Colorful Chef's Outfit(Aporn Colored Red) Comes Into The Staff Room. "Ken! What Are You Still Doing Here? " Smiles The Colored Chef Woman, Rolling Her Arm Around Ken. "Oh, Nothing, Lunar. " Smiled Ken. "Ken, I Have Said Many Times, It's Time To Change Your Career! I Mean, You Only Get Paid 23 Pounds Every Month! " Sighed Lunar. "I-It's Dollar.. In America.. Lunar. " Stutter Ken. "Ah! Thanks For The Correction, Mate! " Smiled The British Woman. "Mhm.. Yea. "

Ken Waits At The Counter, Looking At The People Getting Drunk By The Amount Of Bozo They Had, Before A Men, In Suits, Sit In front Of Ken. "Whatcha Want? " Asked Ken In Their Tone. "Oh, Nothing. " Said The Man, Wearing Glasses. "I Just Wanted To Give You This, And I May Take My Leave. " The Man Slips Ken A Letter, Before The Men Leave The Diner. Ken Looked At The Letter, The Stamp Was A Banana. "What The..? " Ken Whispers To Themselves As They Held The Letter. "HEY, BUNNY BOY, ANOTHER DRINK! " Yelled The Drunkling. "ON IT! " Ken Puts The Letter Into Their Pocket Before Serving Another Beer.

Ken Drived Home, Sitting In Their Bed As They Looked At The Letter. "Should I Open It..? " Ken Thinked, What Could This Be? Ken Decided To Open It, Taking Off The Stamp And Taking Out A Piece Of Paper In The Envelope.

"CONGRATS!! YOU HAVE BEEN INVITE TO BE IN A FUN, EDUCATIONAL & EXCITING GAME SHOW OF:

SHOVELWARE'S BRAIN-GAME!

WHERE WE ONLY EVENT THE EXCITING PARTS! BE THERE AT 10:30 AT THIS LOCATION!

Strawberry Shortcake Main Town. 16288.

BE THERE, AND DON'T BE LATE!

PS. Paid Is About 133$ A Month"

Ken Was Shocked! A TV Show!? AND IT'S EXACTLY WELL PAID!? Ken Can Finally Paid Their Rent, Basically Change Their Career And.. And More! Ken Calls Blios & Lunar About This New TV Show.

"Hey, Blios, Lunar! " Ken Had A Excited Tone. "What's Up, Bub? " Asked Blios, In Bed. "Hm? " "I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO A TV SHOW! " Lunar Spits Her Energy Drink. "WHAT!? " Lunar Closed The Screen Near Her Eyes. "YEA, ISN'T IT COOL!? " Smiled Ken. "CONGRATS DUDE! But.. How Will You Explain To The Diner? " Spoke Blios. "Tsk! I Wouldn't Come! " Ken Smiled. "Anyway.. SEE ME ON TV! CYA! " Ken Hanged Up The Group Call.

Ken Laid In Bed, Smiling As What They Could Do With The Money They'll Smile Before Falling Sleep.

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