Niki: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Techno: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Techno: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
Niki: So, Tubbo and Tommy.
Niki: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto...
Tubbo: We had a bad day.
Niki: And... MURDER?!
Tommy: It was a pretty bad day...
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Sneegsnag: Hey, have any of you guys seen Scott? They've been gone for a while..
Wilbur: Eh, nope.
Fundy: No, I haven't...
Ranboo: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Scott: Hey.
Sneegsnag: Ooh, there you are-
Wilbur: What the fu-
Ranboo: I- where were you?!
Scott: Walking right behind you guys.
(I just feel like Scott gets forgotten a lot)
Techno: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Ships: Wilbur x Scott (I ONLY ship this on OSMP, nowhere else) & Philza x Mumza
Scott: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Wilbur: Um...Neat.
*later*
Wilbur, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Philza. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Philza, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Wilbur. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Kristen confessed their love for me?
Wilbur: Didn't you thank them?
Philza: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
Philza: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Sneegsnag: Mine just says "Sneegsnag no."
Philza: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Techno: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Techno: *glares at Scott*
Scott: Well, sorry I have morals!
Tommy: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Niki: Tommy, stop trying to get drugs.
Tommy: Don't suppress my interests.
YOU ARE READING
MCYT one-shots cuz I can't find any poly ships that include Scott Smajor
FanfictionThe title says it all I couldn't find any, SO I WROTE MA OWN Woooooo!!! Some of these one-shots will contain themes of: -Makeout -Self harm -Suicide -Abuse So I'm rating this mature because I want to warn everyone Found the cover on Google
