Joel: Jimmy, I know you love Scott. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Joel: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
Scott: I need to dye my hair.
Katherine: ...
Scott: Or get another tattoo.
Katherine: ...
Scott: Or a new piercing.
Katherine: Why?
Scott: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Sausage : Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Scott: Wait, what's the difference?
Sausage : One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
Jimmy: Are you trying to seduce me?
Scott: Why, are you seducible?
Joel: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Lizzie: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Joel: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
Martyn: You spent all our money on THIS??
Scott, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Scott: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
Bdubs & Scar in the back of Cleo's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Etho: We have food at home.
Cleo: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Bdubs & Scar: YAYYYYYY!
Cleo: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Cleo: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Scar: You're right, Cleo.. Violence can't be the answer.
Cleo: Correct, Scar. Now, on to the next lesso-
Scar: Violence is the question.
Scar: And the answer is yes!
Cleo: Scar, no!!
Etho: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Lizzie, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Scott: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Xornoth: ...
Xornoth: What a stupid fucking quote.
Xornoth: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Scott: Two bros!
Jimmy: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Scott and Jimmy, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Grian: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Lizzie: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Ranboo, texting Tubbo: Tubbo there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Ranboo: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Ranboo: Tubbo
Ranboo: Tubbo
Tubbo: Tubbo is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
Quackity: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Quackity, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Puffy: When Tubbo was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Philza: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Dream: *yawns*
George: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dream: Then you must be exhuasted.
Sapnap: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Philza: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Wilbur: Killed without hesitation.
Sapnap: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Sapnap: George is still mad about it, but me and Dream were drunk and thought it was funny.
Niki: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Joey: Eyy, homie!
Eret: But then there's cootie...
Scott: Die.
Mumza: When's the last time you slept?
Technoblade: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Mumza: A few- how many?!
Technoblade: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Mumza: What you need is sleep!
Wilbur: Technoblade likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Wilbur: Damned if Technoblade didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Wilbur: Best part is, Technoblade wasn't even a Club Scout.
Wilbur: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
Wilbur: Tommy won't wake up, what do I do?
Technoblade: Did you try kicking them?
Wilbur: Yes.
Technoblade: I'm out of ideas.
Philza: What's your body count?
Technoblade: Do you mean sex or murder?
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MCYT one-shots cuz I can't find any poly ships that include Scott Smajor
FanficThe title says it all I couldn't find any, SO I WROTE MA OWN Woooooo!!! Some of these one-shots will contain themes of: -Makeout -Self harm -Suicide -Abuse So I'm rating this mature because I want to warn everyone Found the cover on Google
