Creek oneshots

Im sorry honey.

Angst!! (IM SORRY)

Craigs POV:
Me and the guys; cartman,Kyle,Stan,Kenny,Clyde and Tolkien, are outside of bebes house because cartman thought it would be a good idea to spy on the girls while they had a sleepover.

I was worried the whole time though, pacing back and forth Because Tweek hadn't been texting me all day since he had told me he was going somewhere, he never said where either.

"Craig get behind the bush incase the girls see you!" Cartman yelled in a whisper.

"Whatever." I Mutter rolling my eyes at cartman while ducking back behind the bush once again in a swift motion.

Bebe walked over to the window opening it fully so now everything could be heard.

Cartman started blabbering on about something but I couldn't focus, my mind was stuck thinking about Tweek and where he could be..that's when I heard a familiar laugh.

That's..TWEEKS LAUGH?!

"Wait is Tweek in there?!" I whispered.

"Yeah dude" Clyde replied.

"What the fuck why?" I asked

"I mean he is bestfriends with the girls so-" Clyde said until he got interrupted.

"Guys why are we even doing this? Isn't this an invasion of their privacy and also a form of stalking??" Said Tolkien.

"Token. That's the WHOLE point. We're stalking them so we can hear their secrets and stuff! Plus I wanna know which one has a crush on me." Cartman said with a smug look on his face as if being proud or something..?

"Now, why would anyone Especially the girls have a crush on YOU fatass?" Kyle asked clearly just fed up of his bullshit.

"Kahl. Really? I'm sooo hawt and awesome. THATS WHY." Cartman stated.

"As if..keep dreaming cartman." Kyle mumbled.

After that everyone went silent for a while. It was quite boring because all the girls and tweek we're doing was either playing games or doing makeup and that whatnot.

Well that was until cartman came up with a "genius plan" as he called it.

"Craig oh my gawd I have an idea"
He spoke

"What" I asked

"Break up with Tweek over text right now so we can see his reaction" cartman grinned

"WHAT?!" I spoke through my teeth, there was NO WAY I was going to do that.

"Please Craig it's gonna be so entertaining and after you can just apologise and blame it on me then get back with him" cartman said as if it was the easiest thing on earth to do.

And that just became an argument between me and cartman for a while before I finally gave in but I told him he HAS to also tell Tweek it was Infact his idea and that he stole my phone to do that, which he agreed to doing.

"Fine I'll text him now just wait and watch i guess.." I mumbled. I hated that I was doing this and I just hope that he'll forgive me after this. It's a dick move of me to do but if I didn't agree to do it he would've stolen my phone anyways and done it himself so really it was gonna be done either way.