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Rimuru: "So let me get this straight.

You used to be a random kid who was in this squad which was called the worst squad in the entire kingdom.

You used to be this woman who was supposed to assign people to kill devil's, but was actually a devil yourself behind the scenes having some sort of master plan.

You used to be this purple guy in a suit who liked stuffing children in fur suits for shits and giggles cause your life got boring.

You used to be some sort of founding Titan who lead this thing called the Rumbling to destroy the entire world because they wanted to commit genocide on your people.

You used to be some random bored dude who always ended everything in a single punch, looking for some powerful opponent to fight inorder to fend your boredom off.

You used to be this child that fell into a hole that lead to some secret underground monster society who were sealed there by some sort of barrier after a great war.

You used to be this guy that could turn his emotions into a weapon and fought random cruses that threatened society, all the whilst having the king of said curses inside your body.

You used to be a teenager who fought a bunch of heroic spirits, including the king of all heroic spirits in the name of justice.

And finally, you used to be a "demon slayer" who went around sniffing out demons to behead whilst also fulfilling your goal of turning your demon sister back into a human and defeating a discount Michael Jackson."

They all nod, confirming the little kids questions.

Rimuru: What the fuck is up with all of you, why am I the only one who didn't have some sort of weird or strange past?!

Rimuru: What the fuck is up with all of you, why am I the only one who didn't have some sort of weird or strange past?!

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Veldora: Um, I think I'm being left out here... Can you guys like please free m-

Makima: Shut.

Eren: Nobody cares about you.

Rimuru: Did we talk to you?

Rimuru: Did we talk to you?

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