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"He can't tell that I'm completely obsessed with him, right? Like, when he makes a goofy pop reference joke, he can't tell that I'm thinking it's cute? Or when the ships a bit rocky, and he holds me to make sure I'm safe, he cannot tell I'm squealing in the inside? Right?!"
"I am Groot." Groot answers while facepalming.
"What?! I am not overthinking this for a second Groot! He knows, he must! Oh I shouldn't be so obvious, stupid y/n!" I say while hitting my head lightly, but enough to let it sink in.
"I am Groot!"
"Groot, I am not. Look, I thought you could help me! Give me advice! Please I beg!!"
"I am Groot."
"Okay now that's a stupid idea, I'm appalled that you would come up with that-"
"What's up bitches" Drax walks into the room, holding a packet of spacemunch.
"I am Gro-!!"
I quickly hold Groot's mouth closed with my hand. "Oi don't you tell him! His mouth is bigger than a Abilisk, he will go telling the whole galaxy!!"
Drax stands there, staring at the two with expression of concern, but still munching on his bag of crisps. "Is this about you undying love for Peter?"
"WHAT?!! NO!!" I shriek. "I mean, no, it is not. Why did you even think that?"
"It's obvious."
"How?!"
"You cannot stop looking at him"
"I like to observe people, is that that much of a problem?!"
"You pupils change to a heart shape whenever you see him."
"Cause I love him as A FRIEND!"
Groot sinks back into his chair with embarrassment and regret of not leaving sooner, while Drax has not moved, and his big of crisps empty. "I am Groot."
"No I'm not telling him, he should figure it out himself, he's a man, he can do that"
"So it is about Peter"
"Yes Drax, it is. You better not tell ANYONE though!"
"Not even Mantis?"
"I'll be telling Mantis myself thank you."
"I am Groot"
"Yes Groot, I have realised that I should've went to her rather than you, or maybe even Cosmo! They both would be more help than you guys right now"
"That's rude"
"I'm, sorry okay, I'm just really stressing about the situation. And I have no idea why! It was all dandy yesterday, but, i don't know, it's just, overwhelming my insides-"
"Ew I don't want to know that" Drax says in disgust covering his ears.
"The fact that you immediately thought of that is disgusting, and has made it very aware that you are not a person to talk to."
"I am Groot!" Groot shouts, extending his root arms to cover our mouths. "I am Groot... I am Groot."
I deeply exhale after Groot uncovers our mouths. "Fine Groot, I will tell him. I- if this goes horribly it's your fault though"
Groot smirks cheekily, and lays back further into the chair. "I am Groot" he says, signalling her to scoot and do it already.
I get up, and hurry out of the room, knowing exactly where Peter is, leaving Drax and Groot. Drax turns his head to Groot, and stares in silence.
