Text You Never [Ni-ki Enhypen]
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    Text You Never [Ni-ki Enhypen]

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    Ni-ki accidentally messages the wrong number and a certain teenage girl receives a text from an unknown number threatening to eat her ice cream. Of course, she does the only logical thing and retaliates. Highest Rankings #1 in Japanese #5 in Nishim...

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    Unknown Number 
    Hyung I can and will eat all your ice cream 
    if you don't give me back my Taiyaki 
    Right now
    Melody
     Ok first of all: How dare you accuse me of stealing
    Second: You touch my ice cream 
    and you will never see the light of day again!
    Unknown Number
    Then give me back my Taiyaki!!
    Melody
    I ain't got your Taiyaki
    And I'm not your Hyung
    Unknown Number
    Listen I'm not interested in playing games rn Hyung! 
    Give it back to me or I will eat every one of the 
    ice creams you have hidden in the freezer!
    Melody
    Hol' up
    How the hell you know I have ice creams hidden in the freezer?

    Unknown Number
    I saw you sneaking it in there at midnight
    Melody
    The hell?
    You stalker!
    Unknown Number
    GIVE. ME. BACK. MY TAIYAKI!
    Melody
    I DON'T HAVE YOUR TAIYAKI
    I DON'T EVEN LIKE TAIYAKI!
    Unknown Number
    I swear I'm going to tell Heeseung Hyung if you don't give it to me now!
    Melody
    Go ahead!
    I don't have it!
    Unknown Number
    Lair! Jay hyung said he saw you take it!
    Melody
    I-
    I'M TELLING YOU I DIDN'T TAKE IT 
    Unknown Number
    THEN WHO TOOK IT?!
    Melody
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! GO LOOK FOR IT
    Unknown Number
    IT WAS TAKEN YOU IDIOT
    Melody
    HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN IDIOT!!
    DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TEXTING RIGHT NOW?!
    Unknown Number
    YES
    Melody
    Oh really? Who?
    What's my name then?
    Unknown Number
    Jake
    Melody
    I-
    MY NAME IS NOT JAKE
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW A JAKE!
    Unknown Number
    STOP LYING
    Melody
    I
    Am
    Not
    Lying
    Unknwon number
    Prove it
    Melody
    No.
    Unknown Number
    WHy not?
    Melody
    Why should I waste my presious time exlaining to you 
    that I ain't your hyung?

    Unknown Number
    Well then how am I supposed to know if your my hyung or not?
    Melody
    Check the number
    Dumbass
    Unknown Number
    Oh
    .....
    Sorry
    Melody
    Honestly.
    The audacity of children these days
    Unknown Number
    Now who said I was a kid?
    Melody
    your attatude
    Unknown Number
    I-
    How?
    Melody
    Since you texted me you sounded like
    a whining stubborn child who was throwing 
    a tantrum
    Unknown Number
    I am
    Extremely offended
    Melody
    I'm right though
    Aren't I?
    Unknown Number
    ....
    Melody
    my point exactly
    Melody
    and did you really think 
    your Hyung would try to
    trick you?
    Unknown Number
    They've done it before.
    Melody
     Well darn. 
    Sucks to be you ig
    Unknown Number
    Yeah yeah
    Whatever

    Unknown Number
     Anyways I'm sorry for bothering and
    shouting at you
    Melody
    As you should be
    Ruined my beauty sleep
    Do you have any idea what time it is?
    Unknown Number
    It's like-
    1:35am
    why?
    Melody
    I-
    ಠ_ಠ
    Go to sleep
    Unknown Number
    But I still haven't gotten my Taiyaki back
    Melody
    It's not heathy
    to be eating this late anyway
    Unknown Number
    Ok grandma
    (¬_¬")
    Melody
    thE AUDACITY OF THIS LITTLE-


    [Melody has changed Unknown Number's name to RudeDude]
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