One night, I opened my fridge. Cabbage. Everywhere. I reached out my hand to grab one. I stared at the vegetable in my two palms. Then stared at my surroundings. Cabbage. Nothing else except cabbage. Hundreds or even thousands of leafy green balls.
Suddenly a mirror appeared. I looked into it. My head. IT WAS A CABBAGE. The green balls around me started multiplying. Faster and faster. I thought my life would end by drowning in cabbage. However...This was completely wrong!
My cabbage head detached from my human body and I shot up high into the sky, escaping the mass land if cabbages.
At this point, i was floating in a dark void. I saw nothing. Then i saw a spark of light. Then...I saw a small, round shiny cabbage. I ate it. I swallowed it whole, not even chewing it.
My cabbage body exploded. Then I was dead.
Or so I thought.
I woke up and saw...
Mozart twerking in front of me with his juicy, plump ass cheeks.
He was twerking so hard he started glowing and levitating.
The jiggling was so powerful it created a shockwave killing all life.
The end.
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poetic, sad ,emotional story
Fanfictioni wrote it in English class when my teacher was absent uwu
