Flower Trei, Watr Botol, Porple Ink, Gay Calculator and Lemon Pasrty are online
Porple Ink: Soo, Let me get this straight-
Porple Ink: Even though we aren't fully straight
Lemon Pasrty: True-
Porple Ink: My brother got kicked in the nuts FOUR TIMES
Porple Ink: Just because he called Pie a idiot-
Watr Botol: Yeah that's the context
Flower Trei: Isn't it weird that bottle kicked him four times though
Flower Trei: I mean, One time is reasonable
Flower Trei: BUT FOUR!?
Flower Trei: Jeez is he okay?
Gay Calculator: Yeah his fine
Lemon Pasrty: You can't tell me that Bottle doesn't like Pie after that-
Watr Botol: I'll just say it's possible
Lemon Pasrty: It's very possible bro
Porple Ink: Damn-
Gay Calculator: Soo, What else?
Lemon Pasrty: Think on what ship to sail
Watr Botol: Oh yeah we still have a matchmaking shit going on
Flower Trei blocked Lemon Pasrty and Pansexual Star
Flower Trei: Hehe
Porple Ink: Oh you wanna make them date next hm
Flower Trei: Yeah, Bro needs to stop having seizures when he's next to her-
Watr Botol: Agreed
Gay Calculator: But- How?
Flower Trei: Make them have a restaurant date or smth
Watr Botol: Yeah
Gay Calculator: A bit curious..How did your relationship even start?
Watr Botol: Oh, when she got dumped and cheated by her ex
Gay Calculator: What
Flower Trei: Don't mention his name
Watr Botol: Sorry-
Flower Trei: He literally dated me just because he needed someone to listen to his stupid ass vents
Gay Calculator: That's messed up
Flower Trei: Yeah like, Bro where's your sister at? She should be the one who needs to listen!
Watr Botol: Bro get on matchmakin they're gonna say the plan or something
Porple Ink: Coolio
Matchmakin'
Cherry Pie, Wine Glass, Pillow, Liy, Remote and Birch Tree are online
Pillow: We settin' up the pastry and the innocent
Liy: That sounds familiar lmao
Remote: Did you block them from this chat?
Water Bottle: Yep
Blossom Tree: Okay so, What's the plan for them to be canon
Wine Glass: Okay, First, Your right, we should set up a restaurant date for the two
Blossom Tree: How did you know?
Wine Glass: Water Bottle
Blossom Tree: Oh-
Calculator: What should be the ship name tho
Water Bottle: Lemon Star
Calculator: Okay sure I'm fine with that
Birch Tree: Soo, What restaurant?
Pillow: Why do i keep thinking about gelatin's steak house
Calculator: Idk about that
BallPen: Any will be fine
Cherry Pie: Wait, Lemon likes Starry?
Wine Glass: Yes
Wine Glass: You didn't see his last message didn't you?
Cherry Pie: Oops-
Liy: WE SHALL MAKE THEM CANON THO
Remote: Restaurant date, Got it, But who will look after them
Blossom Tree: Me
Water Bottle: Me
Liy: Okay two lovebirds are gonna spy on them
Pie is online
Pie: Why didn't you tell me about this?
Remote: Oh yeah i forgot
Pie: Can there be three people who can look out for them
Liy: Oh wow your joining in?
Pillow: *y'roue
Liy: Frick you pillow
Pillow: Lmao
Pie: Yeah I'm joining in, I wanna tease him
Water Bottle: Okay good
Remote: And who should tell them that he should go to the restaurant
Blossom Tree: Someone he can trust
Water Bottle: Starry trusts everyone but Lemon has some issues
BallPen: Hm
Cherry Pie: 🙋🏻♀️
Water Bottle: Oh nice
Calculator: I was thinking about Lightswitch but okay
Liy: Gae
Calculator: No i don't like your brother
Remote: Okay, When will it be
Blossom Tree: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wine Glass: 2 days later, I'm lazy right now-
Water Bottle: Okay then, We'll start in Friday ig-
Blossom Tree: Yes
Pillow: Ye we aboutta make a ship sail
Liy: But this time it's staright-
Liy: Shit i typed too fast
Remote: It's fine
Wine Glass: Lemon Star gang, Unite!
Pie: Now time to mock him in text
Irl:
The Randomness Group house:
"Why tf am i blocked in Matchmakin' And in my own fucking group!?" Lemon Pie yelled, clearly annoyed and Water Bottle snorts "Oh i don't know man, Probably somethin you said" Water Bottle shrugs and Lemon Pie shakes his head "Wh- What in the hell did i even say!?" Then he got a notification from his sister "What the?" The text read as
"Hello my annoying brother, Just know that you can't hide your little secret forever, We are planning for them to know about it haha"
Lemon Pie stood there for a while until he finally said a word
"...Did you guys tell her that i eat sunflower seeds?"
To be continued
Names:
Watr Botol - Water Bottle
Flower Trei - Blossom Tree
Porple Ink - BallPen
Lemon Pasrty - Lemon Pie
Gay Calculator - Calculator(A/N: Lemon Pie x Starry is a go, At this point i have no ideas, Hmm, What should they do next
Eh, I'll think of it later, Bye-)
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