5s0s texts

Cousin?

Ash: babe
Ash: baby
Ash: love?
Ash: honey bunch
Ash: sweetheart?
Ash: babyyyyy

Y/n: what do you want?

Ash: well someone is on their period.

Y/n: someone has a cheating streak.

Ash: ...... Y/n...

Y/n: I can't believe you Ashton... And after I gave you EVERYTHING.

Mike: oops.

Luke: I'm gonna kill you Ash.

Cal: ^ Why'd you do it, drummer boy?

Y/n: Why are y'all here?

Luke: Ash added us and said "this is gonna be good"

Y/n: what's wrong with you?

Ash: I didn't cheat.

Ash: the girls are all family. Cousins sisters and aunts that are all married.

Y/n: you promise?

Ash: yeah. Don't believe me? Look out of your window.

Luke: I won't kill him yet

Mike: can Y/n come help me beat this geek at COD?

Cal: guys this is Ashton's plan remember?

Luke: ohh

Y/n: guess who's got a wedding in eight months....
Y/n: ME AND ashy! 😍

Ash: y/n... Stop crying sweetie.

Y/n: you stop crying you big goofball.

Luke: awwwww ashy has a soft spot.

Ash: only for her...

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I hate being a girl.