The Helpful Husband

Chapter: 7

3rd Person P.O.V

A month has already passed and your wife still hasn't returned home since her schoolworks need to be finished. Inside your home, you are currently reading an online article about a transpecies man who thinks he's a deer and accidentally gets shot by hunters.

Y/n: Uhh...

You read another one about a certain team of huntresses in training who commited arson during their supposed to be "Girls Night".

Y/n: What the-?

And another one that is about a zoo being temporarily closed after an anime fan attempted to mate with a frog.

Y/n:...

You decided you had enough and closed your scroll. Sighing, you leaned your back on the couch and thought about life.

Y/n:...

Damn. You lived long enough with Ruby for you to begin missing her whenever she's at school and you're home alone. After realizing that you miss your wife, you got a probably good or bad idea.

Getting up from the couch, you took off your apron and changed into some casual wear before creating a portal that leads in front of beacon. You hopped inside and the sight of the castle-like school took over your entire vision.

You sneaked your way inside of Beacon. Walking through the long hallways and hiding away from human sight.

You peeked around a corner for any signs of people. Seeing that no one was around, you continued on your goal to reach Team RWBY's dormitory.

???: Mr. L/n?

You froze. Fear runs through your body and your heart feels like jumping out of your chest. You slowly turned around and saw the headmaster of the school, Ozpin, casually holding his hot cocoa mug on his hand and his cane on the other.

Ozpin: Greetings Mr. L/n. I assume you're only here for your spouse, correct?

A million horrible possibilities came up to your mind making you shake from where you stand. Ozpin saw your fearful state and reassured you that there is nothing to be worried about.

Ozpin: I assure you we don't hang anyone upside down and stone them to death.

Hearing it from him, you stopoed shaking and sighed in relief. You bowed to him a thank you and you got a nod back in return.

Knowing that it was fine for a village boy like you to step foot inside of Beacon, you can now walk along the hallways without having the worry of being stoned to death.

It took you a while, but you found team RWBY's dorm room. When you entered, your heart dropped at what you saw. The dormitory that your wife and her team is currently staying at is messier than messy can describe messy. Unorganized books, Messy Floors, Stainy carpets, Makeshift Bunkbeds...!!! And is that dried dog poo?!

Y/n: This place is... Unacceptable...

You held your right arm out and a portal appeared. The portal dumped all of the cleaning materials that you own and you pick up a mop. Your aura flared with determination and your eyes glowed a bright/dark color.

Your wife stays in this dormitory during the daytime and that's okay. But you refuse to let her stay in a place that looks and smells so disgusting. Which made you wonder, How did Weiss got used to this crappy place?

Y/n: Prepare yourself team RWBY's dorm. You will be cleansed!

Dorm: HA! HA! HA! Try if you must! Many have attempted to cleanse me only to fail in the end!