red was driving towards pallet town as fast as he could, he had to get there quickly, there were rumours that a SHINY. LEGENDARY. SPEAKING. POKEMON. was there, playing UNO against people and extorting slushies and food from them when they lost... and he had to get it before anyone else!!
The red car speeds towards the town, a green sports car right behind it. In it sat Blue, his arms crossed, staring intensely towards Red's car. "Not a chance, Red!" he shouts, not making eye contact, "I'm taking that legendary, not you!" It was the epic showdown of the century. They both entered the town at the exact same time, but only had their eyes on one prize: The shiny, legendary, speaking, Pokémon.
as soon as the two of them drive into town, the two of them ran out there cars and ran in separate directions, searching the town and forests in a desperate bid to get one up on the other, meanwhile they both didn't notice the Pokemon in a cafe playing UNO against reds Mom
Both of them run through the town, looking around desperately. It's been an hour. The two stop to rest for a minute at Professor Oak's lab. "Where else could this thing be?" Blue asks himself, out loud. "Well, it did speak. So it could be literally anywhere!" Red agrees, catching his breath. "Let's split up, again" Blue suggests. "I go left, you go right. First one to find it, wins!" Red nods, then goes right as expected. "You're on!" Blue yells.
they both search for a good three hours, and they meet back up, neither of them have found the legendary Pokemon, they both decided to rest at the towns cafe, and witness Professor Oak getting destroying in UNO by... the shiny legendary Pokemon, it was a Zeraora and it was wearing a hoodie
The two stare in horror and disbelief. "Is that-" Red starts before being cut off by Blue "You got to be kidding!" Blue exclaims. "Wait... Why isn't it attacking?" Red asks. "No idea," Blue replies. "Maybe it just.. wants to play uno?", Red adds, almost hesitant with his suggestion. "Are you insane?" Blue glares, "Why would it want to play Uno all of a sudden..?"
The shiny Zeraora ignores them as it beats Oak in UNO and cheered "YES! you owe me a slushie!"
Red and Blue glance at each other, then look back at the legendary creature in disbelief. A hush falls over the cafe as the few patrons in the cafe stare at the sight. "Why is it... so.. normal?" Red asks Blue in an almost whisper-like tone. "It feels wrong!" Blue agrees, also in a hushed tone.
Oak bought the Zeraora a slushie and tried to interrogate it, but it kept ignoring him or saying "hah no" but it was distracted...
The two look at each other, understanding what needs to be done. They both get up swiftly from the table, run towards the Legendary Pokémon, with Red taking the right side and Blue the left to flank it. They both simultaneously throw Pokéballs toward it.
the Zeraora was still distracted by oak, and red's pokeball hit first, the Zeraora's slushie fell to the floor, and it immedietly broke out the poke ball and screeched "My slushie!!! You better get me a new one!!" they angrily pointed at the spilled slushie, completely ignoring that they had tried to capture it
They both stare at the Legendary Pokémon in shock. A few of the patrons in the cafe have their cell phones up, either trying to record or take pictures of the scene. "You- you need a new slushie?" Blue stutters, "You didn't care to notice us trying to capture you?" The two are confused, and a bit upset with what the Legendary Pokémon's priorities are.
BLEH!! Who cares about that when YOU murdered MY slushie!! they said still angrily pointing at their spilled slushie
Blue and Red both look at each other, then back at the Legendary Pokémon. "We didn't do anything, we just threw Pokéballs!" Red protests, "It's not our fault your slushie got in the way." He adds, gesturing an apology. The Legendary Pokémon's face suddenly goes red and it looks really, really angry. He's got both fists in the air and is shaking in pure fury. "Are you... trying to provoke it??" Blue whispers, unsure of the next steps to take.
"HOW DARE YOU VICTIM BLAME THE SLUSHIE!!!" they screeched in rage
They both stare at the legendary Pokémon in total shock. The whole cafe is silent. All eyes are on the three. The Legendary Pokémon's fists are balled up so tightly that they're quivering. It looks like... It's about to do something..?!
then suddenly it froze looked around, and said "Nope. one second, gotta avoid property damage" it dragged Red and Blue outside into the road, and proceeded to beat them up
Red and Blue yell in pain and fall to the ground, both bloodied. People in the cafe scream and scatter after the loud sounds of the fight. The legendary Pokémon steps over Red, then Blue. It slowly walks back into the cafe as if nothing happened. All that was heard before the door closed was a soft...
"Slushie......"
