(Eric's POV) It was a normal day at south park until.. MY COUSIN IS COMING BACK TO SOUTCH PARK!! I was really happy and told my friends Stan, Kyle, and Kenny I told Kenny to not mess with her and that Kyle do NOT talk to her and Stan don't try to make her drink with him AT ALL!! I was VERY protected for my cousin I think of her as my very own sister, although she is prettier then me and I might be scared for her to get picked on for being a Cartman, I was also scared that something might happen between us that was probably one of my biggest fears. Me and my friends thought we should see her so we all met up and walked to her place.
(y/n POV) I have just got done unpacking, I heard a rock hit my window, I jumped when I heard the rock hit my window, I went to look who did it.
I opened my window and popped my head out of it, it was Eric, a boy with a orange parka, a boy in a orange sweater and a green hat, and a boy with a brown sweater and a blue and red hat they we're laughing at me for getting scared Eric waved his hand for me to come, I ran to my closet and wore a (your fav color) crop-top and black ripped baggy jean's. As I ran down the steps I seen my parent's all dressy and shit-. "Oh sweetheart have you got done unpacking?" my mom asked while I grabbed a cookie "yeah I seen Eric and he told me to come outside and meet his friends" I said "Oh and mom, why are you so dressy?" my mom looked at me and took the cookie I was eating out my hand's "Well~ we're going to see my sister Laine of course at 12 pm." my mom said while opening the door for me to come out. I seen Eric with those 3 boy's behind him, I smiled at the boy's and waved at Eric.
Eric came up to me with his hand's in his pocket's on his red sweater, "Okay so orange parka is Kenny he is a man whore so I don't want you over to his house, green hat is Kyle his a stupide jew-" he said as he whispered the last part about the boy being a jew "SHUT UP FATASS!!" yelled Kyle, my eye's widened as he said that about Eric "And red puff ball hat boy is Stan he is taken by a slut.." Eric said as whispering the last part "Oh well hi guys its nice to meet y'all" I said as I held Kyles hands and smiled at him to greet them nicely. Cartman took my hands off the ginger boy.
(Kyles POV) Meeting the FATASSES cousin wasn't bad she looks kinda cute witch was weird since she is one of the Cartman's as she said her hello's she held my hands, this might be my first time that a girl touched me like that looking into my eyes with a smile, I blushed lightly as CARTMAN RUINED IT BY TAKING HER HANDS welp I guess its too soon to make a move.
(Kennys POV) She is HOT. all I could do was stare at her chest IT WAS HUGE!! I seen how she held Kyles hands HE WAS SOOOO LUCKY I looked at Kyle how he blushed Im pretty sure she is one of us now (meaning in the friend group)
(Stans POV) She is cute but like Eric said IM TAKEN, I seen how she held Kyles hands it was kinda fire I seen how his face lit up but of course ERIC HAD TO RUIN IT FOR KYLE
(Erics POV) I can see how the boys are DROWLING, OF COURSE KYLE TRIED TO MAKE HIS MOVE but you know me, I can't let that happened so.. I took y/n hands so she can pay attention to ME. "Well Y/N are you coming with us or not? We think it'll be kewl if you can come." I smiled as she nod yes. I grabbed her hand and we all ran to Sharks Pond (or is it called Sharks park? I honestly forgot) and sat on a huge rock looking at the water "Kenny I dare you to jump into the water" I said with a grin. He got up and took off his shirt "HEY!!" I covered Y/N eyes as he jumped into the water THEN I slowly uncovered her eyes.
(Y/N POV) Now why the fuck.... ANYGAYS Cartman told Kenny to jump in the pond and as Kenny took his shirt off Cartman covered my eyes....I WAS PISSED but it was to late, Cartman uncovered my eyes and Kenny had his parker back on I didn't even get to see his face welp to bad I guess
{BIG TIME SKIP BECAUSE IM LAZY AS FUCKKKK}
(Still Y/N POV)
After all dat shit I went home and Stan wanted to walk with me, his house was near by thats why he wanted to come. After walking we made it to my house, I smiled at him and said our good bye's then I went in and took a nap.
(Stan's POV) I decided to walk home with Y/N since my house is right by her's, we made it to her house. I waved her a goodbye with a smile and walked home by myself, I made it home and feel onto my bed, I then got message from my gc blowing up my phone.
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~THE GC~
Dick Headz!! (GC NAME)
IHateStupidJews: KAHL WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO HIT ON MY COUSIN TODAY?!
YallFavJew: I WASNT TRYING 2 HIT ON HER IN FACT IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS FLURTIN WITH ME!
ImNotKenny: It kinda did look like she was making a move on Kyle, Cartman
IHateStupidJews: KENNY STFU YOU TOOK YOUR SHIRT OFF INFRONT OF HER!!!!
YallFavJew: Damn Cartman really is protective about Y/N
ImNotKenny: I noticed and i didnt mean to take my shirt off i was not thinking sorry NOT SORRY
IHateStupidJews: WHEN I SEE YALL ITS ON SIGHT
IHeartWendy: Yo what is up with y'all, y'all blowing up my phone
YallFavJew: Stfu
IHeartWendy: HUH? WHAT I DO?😨
ImNotKenny: Stfu
IHateStupidJews: STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!111💢
IHeartWendy: WELL DAMN IM LEAVIN WITH YO HORNY ASSES, BYE
YallFavJew: Look who's talking anyways bye😘
-IHeartWendy Have Left The Chat-
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Hayran KurguYou just moved back to south park from wherever you was at but you came back to see your family and pretty much restart your life as a young adult. You met a boy named Kyle Broflovski, he was one of Cartman's friend. Eric Cartman is your cousin and...
