Universe Of Madness

The Unsettling Truth:

Tyler POV:

I can't believe I blew up at Marnie.

I ran away from them at top speed, my breath already speeding up, "If Terry Fox could do it, so can I!" I muttered to myself as I ran farther away, miraculously not tripping as I did so. These were the moments when I wish I had a broom to fly away on.

I heard Brody mutter something behind me and I slowed down a little but still kept up a nice fast walk.

"Dude, you gotta come back!" I heard Brody yell at me from behind, not seeming a bit out of breath.

"Not until I find meself some proof!" I yelled over my shoulder, waking a little faster.  

"Wha-"

"Get a clue man! I'm in love with the gal!" I said, the words basically falling out of my mouth. I couldn't believe I told Brody about that. No one was supposed to know that I liked Marnie, well, no one except for me of course. I mean, if I didn't know, that wouldn't make any sense now would it? Anyway, back to the story.

"Oh... Rylie?" Brody asked, clearly confused.

"No bro!" I said the same time Brody said," 'cause she's undatable,"

A silence follows him and I continue, " I-it's Marnie. I like Marnie," 

Brody stifles a laugh, "Get a grip!" I can tell he's holding back a 'They're both way out of your league!' but I ignore that.

I scoff, "Then you get a clue!"

I keep stomping away, but Brody (Being the built guy he is) catches up with me pretty quickly.

Me and Brody were now in a forest that reminded me of the Forbidden Forest™ from Harry Potter™. The trees seemed to be glaring at me and with every passing step, they were creeping closer. Brody was aimlessly walking, and even looked kind of bored, so I decided it was the best time to use my secret weapon.

I grinned, holding on to my glasses before whipping them off.

I saw Brody cover his face as a bright light flooded the Forbidden Forest.

Before I knew it, my face transfigured itself into a different position and I now had a square jawline, shiny hair, and eyes that were as bright as the sun itself.

Brody rubbed his eyes in disbelief because of my handsome face that stood before him. I honestly think he was jealous of just how cool I looked (not that he wasn't jealous of me before because, come one, I am just so good looking).

"Tyler, what's going on?" Brody said, "Be careful where you're walking dude, you're going to bump into Do-" but before he could finish his sentence, I tripped over something weirdly squishy.

I scrambled into a sitting position, trying to figure out what I had tripped on when a pair of black eyes met mine. These eyes were the type that one might describe as 'staring right into my soul' or 'mommy help me, I'm being chased by something that has the eyes of a Canadian goose!'.

I yelped and put my glasses on to see what was sitting before me.

Wait.

Donk-E?

Brody POV:

I was warning him. But no, Tyler, you just have to go on to mentally brag about your now slightly good looking appearance now that your glasses are strewn across the grass and you're staring eye to eye with a donkey. And this isn't just any donkey, this is the Donk-E.

Pssshhh, I-I'm not like, a fan, or anything, I've just heard some weirdos listening to his music... I mean, i-it's total garbage... heh....

Anyways, Tyler stands face to face with Donk-E, and he gasps.

"Donk-E, my lord!" He squeals. "I can't believe it's you! Will you please sing me a rap?"

I roll my eyes, but when they're back from the 360, Tyler has on every Donk-E merchandise ever seen to human kind. A ballcap, a tee shit, a mask, a handkerchief, and a few baseball playing cards that have Donk-E playing on them for some reason. Like, WHAT?!?

"Dude, where'd you get all that???" I ask, and Tyler throws me a glare.

Personally, I know we will be murdered by Rylie if were late, so I hope that Donk-E makes this quick. I need to satisfy Tyler without getting ourselves murdered. Got it.

Impossible. Satisfying Tyler would kill us both on it's own without getting Rylie involved. Yeah. This is that serious.

But as Donk-E starts vocalizing, I wince at the pitchy melody and hope it's just enough to keep me here without having to worry about what my last words will be.

Probably "I never wanted to admit this, but I'm a Donk-E fan."

Sorry this chapter took so long to post!!! I was lazy and didn't continue after @apps8394  wrote her part😅😅😅