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These one's from AaminahW01

I don't get why chocolate always melts on my hand. Am i really that hot?

Mom: What'd you think I am? Made of money?
Child: Isn't that what mom means?

My friend thinks he is so clever. He goes that the only food that can make you cry is an onion. So I threw a coconut at his head.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it it makes me cry.

My sister wanted a cinderella themed party so I called all her friends to come over and made them clean up.

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