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These ones were from fizzpop1098

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job in the world
Toilet paper: Yeah, right.

Man comes for an ikea job interview.
"Please build yourself s chair snd take a seat"
Man fails to build a chair.
"Sorry we have no jobs here for you"

"Your pulse is quite fast today" says nurse.
"Thats not my pulse"
"Oh" nurse looks away awkwardly.

"Your kid is so small" a kangaroo said as he looked into another kangaroos trousers.

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