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Digital: welcome back guys to randomness were we just talk shit about stuff that may seem stupid and shall be made fun of. Today we have BEN joining us
BEN: I just came here for the many fangirls *winks*
Digital: okay.... Anyway let's start.
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Fail selfies!?
Digital: okay I think selfies are like the most irrelevant thing since 2014-2015. Selfies are just now but in a few years in may be something else like-
BEN: nudes!
Digital: no dumbshit I was gonna say, half selfie.
BEN: don't people already take those?
Digital: yes, its fucking annoying.
BEN: preach sista.
Digital: so many teens take half selfies, like what the fuck is wrong with the other side of your face is it like one side is normal and the other just has a hole lot of wrong shit going on there.
BEN: tell me about it, I mean I can just be looking through the many nudes I have in my phone and see girls covering there breast. Like is your boob smaller then the other! I don't have a problem with that, it would be unique to have s3x with a girl with one boob smaller or bigger then the other. I'd just be like 'hey its a win-win for the both of us.'.
Digital: *is ten feet away from BEN and looking at him like wtf* you need some help dude, like today.
BEN: *shrugs*
Digital: I at least scroll everyday on my Instagram to see girls who cover there nose and lips, LIKE WTF ARE YOU TAKING THE GOD DAMN SELFIE FOR IF YOUR NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU HOLE DAMN FACE!
BEN: girls think they cute when they do that *is wearing a pink wing and twirling a strand of hair around his finger*
Digital: girl, I know right!? *is wearing a blue wing*
BEN: we should totally go get are nails done! Or take a pic together so we could make bitches say "there thots" because of course there jelly! I mean look at these boobs *two balloons in Ben's shirt*
Digital: *is wearing 3 feet pumps* yes! Girl yes!
*goes back to normal*
BEN: this is why I don't agree with you.
Digital: let's never do that again
BEN: agreed. *Ben is wearing a pink wing again and has balloons as boobs*
BEN: OH COME ON!
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Digital: now were stuck like this.. So what should we do now?
BEN: have a hot lesbian make out session?
Digital: hell no, let's just hash brown.
*Ben twerking on the wall and digital is singing*
Digital: half selfie's are ratchheet! Toby will kill you with his hatchets, slender is a douche and Jeff is a stooge. I ain't talking shit but his ass is flat like Nicki manji on Justin biebers back.
*stops singing and Ben stops twerking*
Digital: I call that one, sexual temptations.
BEN: well put.
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Heya! Hope you liked this guys it wasn't really about fail selfies but anyway what should we make fun of next? Tell us in the comments!
