So I was in the store today right,
I was in line with my mom, so I was bored as hell.
I started to look around when suddenly I dropped my phone, so I was like.
Me:
Me: I must retrieve my baby.
So when I did I saw it was by a teen boys foot, so when I grabbed it I was going up I stopped when I realized his ass was directly in my face, so I was like.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ha un Bel culo which means he has an nice ass.
My mother isn't full Italian like I am and she hardly peaks it. So when I finally putted it in my pocket and stood up straight the boy turned around and OH MOI DIO (Oh my god) WAS HE HOT!!
He said
Grazie which means thank you in Italian! So I was just like.
FJGXBMHFJHKMJCDDRFFYEJKTY he knew what I said.
The hole day I didn't speak Italian...it was cazzo pazzo! (Fucking crazy)
I SWEAR IM FLIPPIN MY SHET HERE.
