Son: dad I just got suspended from school..
Dad: WTF YOU'RE GROUNDED WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!
Son: well I was in class and we had this anti-bullying person coming in to teach us, and she goes "sticks and bones will break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Dad: AND!!!
Son: so I threw a dictionary at her head....
Dad: son are officially ungrounded.
