Whilst they drove the fbi agents were so fat they squishing me in the middle seat one of the agents I could recognise was bapedo I could tell by his crusty breathing and the stinky feet aroma filled the car and the smell of weed was killing me on the inside. They were mumbling in morse code like they were in a cult they were giving me the side eye and then finally after 192747489302 hours we arrived at the headquarters. We walked in and the whole place looked massive probs 100x bigger than Asda we head into the car park and found this secret writing
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I was in confusion about what this was but I brushed it aside. As I was walking I couldn't help but overhear ai Robots taking about metaseggs and world domination by taking over the USA, they were wearing Tesco bags with eye holes in them so they could shoot lasers at with their eyes and other devices. This was all so confusing and after 1937473892 we reached the meeting room where I was sat down in a chair with all the other creepy officers but I soon got distracted by my baba boi Lucazade 🥵 it honestly shocked me that he was in the fbi but I couldn't help noticing how seggsy he was 🥺😳
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Those dreamy blue orbs got me forgetting about what the hell I was doing in this Asda cyberpunk lookin ass prison. All the excitement ended when agent bapedo spoke in his crusty microphone "today we are here today to announce that this person (referring me btw) had been proclaimed guilty for running from the school superiors and slurred speech at the fbi" I was turning bright red like a firecracker, I couldn't believe what I was getting myself into and lucazade had a stern look but looked a bit sorry for me. "I agent bapedo hope u will all agree to this subject that she is incredibly guilty" mr gilvape replied with "yes sir *COUGHS IN LUNG CANCER* I formally agree with this statement and I hereby recommend her with the meta penalty" I screamed "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 💀" Lucazade told agent bapedo "Stop dad that's too harsh" he replied with "silence son i know what I'm doing and for speaking back I will transport u to the metaverse as well, mark suckerbooger will help u along the way"
