Worse dinner party FU-

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Cold was laying down sleepy and was tired from all the work she done and then she got a text

Yeah?

I'm inviting you

For what?
For dinner duh

Look im tired-

I'ma kill your ass

OKAY FINE IM COMING

Yay! See ya later!

Cold: jeez, common-

At 6:00 the e wubboxws came and like 6 other monsters, and then common opens the door letting everyone in

Cold:nice place ya got

Common: thanks! Your seat is right that the table

Cold: k

Cold sat down next to humbug

Cold: hi :)

Humbug: hi :D

AND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE British table, air and water seemed to be kissing, earth was just taking pictures of them

Plant: bro, put your phone down

Earth: and why?

Plant: BECAUSE- why do I even bother -

Common: okay donkeys, welcome to the party-

Hyehehe spoke

Hyehehe: can you get on with it

Tawkker: be patient hyehehe he was just talking

Hyehehe: at least I'm not the one serctly dating stoowarb

Stoowarb: :D?

Tawkker: Hey, don't bring him into this

Hyehehe: why not, you said you were "bisexual"

Tawkker: that literally means I like both men and women...

Parlsona: AND IM OVER HERE DATING MAGGI-

Cold: ummm....

Cold looks over to see air and water still kissing roughly

Cold:okay then-

Common: DINNER IS SEVRAND

tawkker and hyehehe looked at enough very furious while humbug tried to calm down hyehehe(aka his bf)

Earth: well ummm this is awaked, right babe

Plant: yes it is-

Hyehehe literally threw corn at tawkker

Tawkker: HEY!

Pompom just grab the gravy to lick it

Tawkker grab the gravy out of pompom hand trying to throw it at hyehehe, but missied hitting plant with it

Plant: OW!

plant throws pie at common

Common: WHY YOU LITTLE

the 4 monsters threw food everywhere

Earth: ain this funny-

Earth gets hit by a sliver plate knocking him door unconsciously, cold got up trying to wake up earth

Cold: EARTH WAKE UP

Parlsona was excited about this, so she bodyslammed maggi

Maggi: OOF

humbug was hiding in the corner until tawkker pulled him

Humbug: NOOOOOO

air was being fucked by water

Air: AHH~!

I was just watching the whole thing, while cybop being like that video

Cybop: HEY GUYS, QUANLE DINGLE HERE :D

Cold: tf

Hyehehe and tawkker pulled the turkey making it fly in the air

Parlsona: *GASP* TAWKKER

Cold: HYEHEHE

Hyehehe: COLD

Earth: COLD

Cold: air

Air: water~!

Stoowarb: stoowarb! :D

The turkey slammed into the table breaking it make gravy fly on cold

Cold: :O

Humbug was stuck to the wall

Hyehehe: MY HONEY BEE, ILL HELP YOU

Plant was pating Earth's head for being okay, maggi had brusies ending up punching parlsona in the nose making her have a nose bleed

Common was wrapped in paper towels with a pot on his head falling to the floor

Air just passed out-

Pompom got her, hair messed up

Cold: welp this was bad

Rare popped out of nowhere

Rare: you think so?

Cold: a-

Earth: I feel my face got bruised-

Plant: it okay I already put a bandage on there

Hyehehe got humbug out of the wall

Hyehehe: now that was the best fight ever!

Humbug looked at hyehehe with a death stare

Hyehehe: ummm, surprise...?

Humbug kicked him the balls

Hyehehe: OI

And he falls to the ground unconsciously

Water: can someone give air a wheelchair now-

Air:......I can't feel my fawking legs-

Stoowarb: OH NO, OUR TABLE, ITS BROKEN

Ghazt almost choked

Cybop: HEY GUYS, QUANDLE-

Pompom throws a lighter at cybop

Pompom: SHAWT UP

Cold: can't with dis anymore-

Cold gets hit by a frying pan by earth

Earth: I WIN!

Plant: now that's my bf right there!



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