Luigi x Chuck E. Cheese

The forced Marriage (Luigi pov)

It's my day. It's REALLY MY day. This guy scares me, he just did it because of his stupid kink of being powerful and to stop his lazy kingdom from getting attacked. I'm all dressed in a beautiful white ball gown. It was my great, great, grandfather's dress from war, of course. This guy is named "Bowser" and I have no say in the marriage. I remember him locking up my sister in law, Princess Peach but never really killed her, like some sort of torture or a coping mechanism? Who's to say.

As I walk down the isle I see my best friends, daisy, (my ex but now bestie) Mario, (my brother) and Helen Henny (my child hood friend) being the rock n' roll vocalist for the event. Ya know, it's funny how she's working for my wedding to some big strong terrible man when our parents always thought we'd get married. We never even thought of dating. Princess Daisy who is my sister in law's cousin on the other hand, fell HEAD OVER HEELS for me. She was by definition what they call a "simp".

Suddenly I snap out of my extensive narration on the people around me and realize what's happening. I'm under the arch listening to Goku, my father, read aloud to us.. "you may kiss the other husband." Bowser grabs me by the waste squishing me against him kissing me. All I can think of is if I actually said "I do" or not? My eyes had been pointing down the whole time beside looking at my #besties. This marriage felt so unfair maybe I didn't even say it myself. All this happening so so fast?? I hate it. I hate HIM. WHAT DO I DO?

My eyes wide open I now register in my mind that I'm now in the car with my newly wedded husband going back to his place.. I'm GOING to find a way out of this. This can not happen between us, especially when all his guards are so fine. I stare at the dirty Taco Bell crumb filled floor of the Bugatti. I'm bored, tired, and have a terrible headache. Bowser twirls my mustache in an attempt to seduce me or something, even PLUCKING at it. "Oooow-!" I say. I guess I was too zesty when I said it because after he grabbed my thigh. I give him the stank eye and pushed him away from my perfect, smooth, curvy, masculine body.